time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2893.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54a0e0c663687254370e0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/7d25979dd0951644153133169ef1966f/tumblr_msr7xtuPwW1qi7lgeo2_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0e0d06368725fac581100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0df4e6368725b9d5a1200#post_54a0df4e6368725b9d5a1200\r\nYeah, I can definately relate to that, ...-ish. My dad drank so often that he had a stroke or suffered from something with stroke like symptoms back in early '11, he's lucky to have survived.\r\n\r\nFast forward to now and it turns out he didn't learn a damn thing from damn near dying and is drinking just as much as he did before, and is an even grumpier, insufferable git.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"54a0e1056368725e56831000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e0c663687254370e0f00#post_54a0e0c663687254370e0f00\r\nAd0rabl3.\r\n(1 want t0 d0 th1s, d0n't judg3 m3.)","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0e1226368725a71bc0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e049636872208a4d0800#post_54a0e049636872208a4d0800\r\nBut I can _drink_ and dr1v3 though, right? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a0e170636872170a590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e1226368725a71bc0e00#post_54a0e1226368725a71bc0e00\r\nSam3 th1ng, f00l!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0e1c9636872101ccf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.tumblr.com/42bc1a2ecfa4114396cefb0fca2ddbeb/tumblr_inline_mn12bvPgnA1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/77ba2abf4fd4121eda064f48ab6764ee/tumblr_inline_mn12cb6DhG1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/c73b62e03900dbc3d015e67560c4a81a/tumblr_inline_mn12cvOWqK1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/981fb68d35414671f9c5eeb1373b10b9/tumblr_inline_mn12daIOPx1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/6ec03986c8343960099c9ca2375b555c/tumblr_inline_mn12dqldEL1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/f11653807c19f3d816b23b0a04672489/tumblr_inline_mn12e8gach1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/ed7c31e894e285071649c51d00ff792f/tumblr_inline_mn12elLPfm1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/e462c5810d9c9edc80f41ef8279aabbc/tumblr_inline_mn12exLbK91qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/ca4654269d29a213cfd7af447abe8379/tumblr_inline_mn12g3ZxJq1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/eccb0c5c3f296718916a1609d8cd7c34/tumblr_inline_mn12gfZpvc1qz4rgp.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/5f9613ec8d18ab7cacf8aa49979c1bae/tumblr_inline_mn12gt00zu1qz4rgp.png!\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e170636872170a590100#post_54a0e170636872170a590100\r\n\r\nwhat kind of quirk is that?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0e1cd63687231c3520600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Who wants to see pat be little Mac\":http://youtu.be/Dd_R_CJ2ivg","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a0e1e0636872536be41000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e0d06368725fac581100#post_54a0e0d06368725fac581100\r\nMy step dad literally drinks so bad he had like four filled GIANT BAGS of recycle with NOTHING but beer in it.\r\n\r\nSo I know how you feel. And he also is a Git....","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a0e26563687279c7911000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e1c9636872101ccf0300#post_54a0e1c9636872101ccf0300\r\nTH1S 1S WH4T H4PP3N 4FT3R 4 D1SN3Y M0V13, D4MN 1T.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0e2e963687257592a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e1e0636872536be41000#post_54a0e1e0636872536be41000\r\nHoly fuck!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"54a0e31c63687257677b0e00","topic_id"