time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2897.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54a0f1e763687256bf431400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f16a6368720dc5b50300#post_54a0f16a6368720dc5b50300\r\nNo...not at all.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54a0f1f56368724d4e790c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The fuckening is upon us. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a0f2496368726c961f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/nekoshirosoup/1284049017351.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a0f256636872210e940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f1c563687210388c0600#post_54a0f1c563687210388c0600\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/msF6G.gif!\r\nI like it however.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0f2806368726c96470400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://puu.sh/dNu9r/900c9ec695.png!\r\n!http://www.politicalcompass.org/images/axeswithnames.gif!\r\n!http://www.politicalcompass.org/images/internationalchart.png!\r\n!http://www.politicalcompass.org/charts/crowdgraphpng.php?Mitt_Romney=7.0%2C6.5&Barack_Obama=6.0%2C6.0&Virgil_Goode=9.0%2C9.0&Gary_Johnson=9.5%2C0.0&Rocky_Anderson=4.5%2C-2.0&Jill_Stein=-3.0%2C-3.0&Stewart_Alexander=-5.0%2C-2.0&You=-6.0%2C-4.7%3Cdiv%20style=!\r\n\r\n\r\njeesus im basically more radical than ghandi","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0f28063687237f8160500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f1f56368724d4e790c00#post_54a0f1f56368724d4e790c00\r\nIT HAS, INDEED!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0f28f63687231fcd30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f1f56368724d4e790c00#post_54a0f1f56368724d4e790c00\r\nI've been preparing for this day all my life.\r\n\r\n*grabs supplies from condom bunker*\r\n*grabs supplies from ky bunker*\r\n*grabs a metric ton of bananas*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a0f2b463687231fcea0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f193636872536b861200#post_54a0f193636872536b861200\r\nName anything that's explicitly cat-like about him besides the cat smile.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54a0f2b5636872606f3d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im also far too anarchist for my taste","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0f2cd63687252eecd1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"damn double post","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0f2e56368725babae1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f28f63687231fcd30600#post_54a0f28f63687231fcd30600\r\nHave you been stealing my stuff again?\r\nI need all that for next Wednesday.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a0f32e6368725d8a860f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f28f63687231fcd30600#post_54a0f28f63687231fcd30600\r\n!http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/Time-to-fap-GIF.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0f3346368725c129a1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f2e56368725babae1000#post_54a0f2e56368725babae1000\r\n\r\nAren't those the bananas you asked me last week?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54a0f3436368720285d50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f2e56368725babae1000#post_54a0f2e56368725babae1000\r\nI don't want to know.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54a0f35c6368725f5b251100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0f2b463687231fcea0600#post_54a0f2b463687231fcea0600\r\nThe ears.\r\nI know some dogs have them, but more cats do.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0f35c6