time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/290.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5376e9a863687237bb740600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376e91463687242b8b10700#post_5376e91463687242b8b10700\r\n\r\npeople forget that?\r\n\r\ni thought that was the first thing people remembered about michael jackson aside from the pedophile thing.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5376ea216368723846d10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376e91463687242b8b10700#post_5376e91463687242b8b10700\r\n\r\nI always saw the poor guy as a victim! The media was desperate enough to starts ruining the life of a person just because they can't accept the idea of someone hqving to deal with the crap Michael had to put up with.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376e8e16368726a11d30700#post_5376e8e16368726a11d30700\r\n\r\nYou're right. I'll just ask for ransom","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5376ea8e6368723b90ed0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ea216368723846d10600#post_5376ea216368723846d10600\r\nYou know I can't speak for everyone here, but I am very susceptible to bribes...","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5376eb3c6368721d0bb40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ea8e6368723b90ed0500#post_5376ea8e6368723b90ed0500\r\nI'm not!\r\nI've this annoying little thing called honor.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5376ebc66368726356760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376eb3c6368721d0bb40700#post_5376eb3c6368721d0bb40700\r\n\r\n\r\ndepends on the bribe we talk about.\r\n\r\npower and fame? fuck no.\r\n\r\nall steam games or all tf2 cosmetics? where do i hide the bodies.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5376ebf863687222d6ca0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ea8e6368723b90ed0500#post_5376ea8e6368723b90ed0500\r\n\r\nWow, you got references? I'd like to check your curriculum\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376eb3c6368721d0bb40700#post_5376eb3c6368721d0bb40700\r\n\r\nI would post some Mm Bieon joke here, but I'm too lazy to do it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5376ec4763687222cad70700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ebc66368726356760000#post_5376ebc66368726356760000\r\nI won't lie.\r\nAn eager harem of cute guys would break my pride pretty easily.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5376ecf863687229d0040800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ebf863687222d6ca0600#post_5376ebf863687222d6ca0600\r\nMy going rates for helping with world domination is I get to rule a US County of my choice WITH AN IRON FIST, free pizza, donuts and/or bacon and an eager harem of reasonable looking guys and girls. My standards aren't really very high on that front.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5376ed1963687224bd900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ec4763687222cad70700#post_5376ec4763687222cad70700\r\n\r\nYour boyfriend and uc9 in Tohou cosplays would suffice?\r\n\r\nGasmask, you got a deal sir. Except Arizona, I have family there, and you can't have Alaska either, promised that to my brother","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5376ed5d6368726f5c210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ed1963687224bd900100#post_5376ed1963687224bd900100\r\nYour terms are agreeable.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5376ee3b63687221e29f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376ed5d6368726f5c210100#post_5376ed5d6368726f5c210100\r\n\r\nGood. Now I