time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2944.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54a436906368727b60e31400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a43611636872037c5f1000#post_54a43611636872037c5f1000\r\nAnd the Cubs will win the World Series.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54a43819636872584c240300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a43611636872037c5f1000#post_54a43611636872037c5f1000\r\nWell they better hurry the fuck up. We've only got 12 hours left","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a439576368726a75e40d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a43819636872584c240300#post_54a43819636872584c240300\r\nYou are 3 hours ahead of me.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54a439d06368723ddc0a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a439576368726a75e40d00#post_54a439576368726a75e40d00\r\nI'm going to spoil the shit out of jaws 5 through 16 for you guys","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a43ba463687257afd80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a439d06368723ddc0a0d00#post_54a439d06368723ddc0a0d00\r\n[spoiler]the shark dies in the end[/spoiler][spoiler]except sometimes it doesnt[/spoiler][spoiler]and 8, 13, and 15 go in different directions than the previous ones[/spoiler][spoiler]and 17 is gonna be a reboot[/spoiler]","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a43d7f6368723ddc150e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a43ba463687257afd80500#post_54a43ba463687257afd80500\r\nYou forgot about the part where the shark reveals that he's the main character's lost uncle Greg ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a43de16368724b81a50b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a43d7f6368723ddc150e00#post_54a43d7f6368723ddc150e00\r\nDude! Ya gotta spoiler that shit!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a440336368725dbd332c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a43de16368724b81a50b00#post_54a43de16368724b81a50b00\r\nNEVAR","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a44baa6368727307690600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Current mood\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbYUNfnIEHs","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54a44df063687246c72c1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sup nerds?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a44e6f63687220f76a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"That feel when the girl who almost drove your best friend to suicide has a shitty religious band\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alLgjrr69O0 (JC = Jesus Christ, according to another video).\r\n\r\nYoutube truly works wonders.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54a44e986368720ed4421c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a44df063687246c72c1100#post_54a44df063687246c72c1100\r\nshoppin\r\nfor things","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a44f066368720e4a060400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a44e986368720ed4421c00#post_54a44e986368720ed4421c00\r\n\r\nDid that yesterday - I picked up a PSP.\r\n\r\nActually, while we're on that topic, anyone have any games to suggest to me for PSP?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54a44f4b63687236ec2e1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a44e986368720ed4421c00#post_54a44e986368720ed4421c00\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a44f066368720e4a060400#post_54a44f066368720e4a060400\r\nI spent the night at a friend's place.\r\nWe played so much Smash.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002