time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3217.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b33518636872032a081800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3347563687207bd270200#post_54b3347563687207bd270200\r\nIt doesn't even have hair.\r\n\r\n\r\nMy sister decides to lock me out of the bedroom.\r\nThat's how much of a dick she is.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b3351e6368720cc8190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3316e6368725608440400#post_54b3316e6368725608440400\r\nyou're really majestic I gotta say","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b3354063687207bda00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3351e6368720cc8190000#post_54b3351e6368720cc8190000\r\nThank you","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b3355063687216fe031c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/TRpscPW.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b3355c6368720cc8470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3354063687207bda00200#post_54b3354063687207bda00200\r\nNow to the non joking part.\r\nSexy as hell.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b335936368724c77231d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b33518636872032a081800#post_54b33518636872032a081800\r\nIt will eventually\r\nAnd it will be terrible\r\n\r\n...I wonder if there's someone who has some kind of mutation where their ass hair won't stop growing and they have ass curtains\r\n\r\nI bet that's an x-men character","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b3359763687246f5612100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3355c6368720cc8470000#post_54b3355c6368720cc8470000\r\n#^_^#","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b335c46368726626480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b33518636872032a081800#post_54b33518636872032a081800\r\nYou share a room with you sister?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b335e66368723f8a961700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3355063687216fe031c00#post_54b3355063687216fe031c00\r\nCan't fly for shit.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b335936368724c77231d00#post_54b335936368724c77231d00\r\nOdear ","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b335e66368722a88210e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BTW Marc, What's your favorite Ultra Kaiju so far?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b335ee6368721830d93200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b335c46368726626480200#post_54b335c46368726626480200\r\nYep.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b3361d63687279826c1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b335e66368723f8a961700#post_54b335e66368723f8a961700\r\nI bet they can fly with their ass hair curtains","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b3363563687263b0c01d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3361d63687279826c1c00#post_54b3361d63687279826c1c00\r\nOk, shut up please.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b336c56368722a88c10e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b3363563687263b0c01d00#post_54b3363563687263b0c01d00\r\nBut\r\nLike\r\nThey have to fly on their back \r\nAnd they're basically like banshee but with sonic farts instead of sonic voice ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b336d063687268eec30c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Some wicked stuff here!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4cX2EPt2zE","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54b337046368720cc8c30000","to