time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/343.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53802aa563687245255a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380295863687201f8460100#post_5380295863687201f8460100\r\nThe link didn't work\r\n\r\nWell shit, Guess We'll just have to fight this out until Nyarlathotep gets bored again","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53802ad66368722e9ed90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802a78636872279fe70000#post_53802a78636872279fe70000\r\nWhy? It would be fully functional Ford Explorer with a new paint job.\r\n!http://www.explorerforum.com/photopost/data/2/Jurassicpark_001.JPG!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53802b196368725844400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802ad66368722e9ed90000#post_53802ad66368722e9ed90000\r\n...Fair enough darling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53802b276368724321b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802ad66368722e9ed90000#post_53802ad66368722e9ed90000\r\nJust hope those T-Rex don't chew on it.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53802b506368724321c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802aa563687245255a0000#post_53802aa563687245255a0000\r\nThat shouldn't take long. Cosmically speaking that guy has a short attention span. Of course in practical terms that's way longer than a human life span so...","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53802b506368724d27a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802aa563687245255a0000#post_53802aa563687245255a0000\r\n\r\nOr the universe is restarted\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802b196368725844400000#post_53802b196368725844400000\r\n\r\nI imagined you winking saying that","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53802ba263687268d83d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802b196368725844400000#post_53802b196368725844400000\r\nYou do realize that I am heterosexual and 15, right?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53802bc26368726fa5380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802b506368724321c20000#post_53802b506368724321c20000\r\nHey my attention span is waaaaay better than-oh a quarter.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802ba263687268d83d0000#post_53802ba263687268d83d0000\r\nI call everyone darling. And honey. And cutie. And sweetie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53802be963687268d8570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why do nations have to be big?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53802c4a6368727628410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802be963687268d8570000#post_53802be963687268d8570000\r\nBecause the natural inclination of any tribe is to expand regardless of the relative level's of sophistication.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53802c4f63687268d8860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802bc26368726fa5380000#post_53802bc26368726fa5380000\r\n...You're Nyarlathotep?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802b506368724d27a00000#post_53802b506368724d27a00000\r\nI could Whack your Getter emperor with this Stick Demonbane turned the court of azathoth into (Which would send Him to The court of azathoth)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53802d766368720f1d280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53802c4f63687268d8860000#post_53802c4f63687268d8860000\r\n\r\nGetter Emperor assimilates other mechas into his body and keeps evolving. Your move :)","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53802