time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3577.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54c48e8c6368725e2c801300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SUKA BLYAT","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54c48eae6368726828900500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48d5763687259bf681f00#post_54c48d5763687259bf681f00\r\nRelated to that, I wish people in real life could have a theme. Not a theme _song_, but just a piece of music that encapsulates everything that that person is.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54c48eb86368726cf82b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48e8c6368725e2c801300#post_54c48e8c6368725e2c801300\r\nGreat way to start a new page.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54c48ec76368721ad8860300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48de763687206db840600#post_54c48de763687206db840600\r\nBut I'm not even Japanese.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c48f326368722337d51b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48eae6368726828900500#post_54c48eae6368726828900500\r\nBut what about different music for different situations? I mean wouldn't it be weird to have battle music when buying a coffee?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c48f9a63687206db0f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Joseph just got the Empress off his arm\r\ngod damnit he is still the best","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c48fdc6368727065ce0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48f9a63687206db0f0700#post_54c48f9a63687206db0f0700\r\nHe's such a clever bastard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c48fe763687212b8dc0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48f326368722337d51b00#post_54c48f326368722337d51b00\r\nBattle theme business dude: *\"GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE!\"*\r\nBarbie girl worker: \"Teehee! Oooookay! YAY!\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54c490106368726cf88e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48f326368722337d51b00#post_54c48f326368722337d51b00\r\nWell it doesn't have to play all the time. Just in suitably epic moments.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54c4903163687253d0ea1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48d5763687259bf681f00#post_54c48d5763687259bf681f00\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]What if there's a device that plays background music based on your thoughts and emotions?[/bq]\r\nI have one of those, but it's always playing jazz with a saxophone for some reason and whenever a woman sits on my couch a deep voice comes on it and says \"Oh yeah!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c4905763687209f3f00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c4903163687253d0ea1600#post_54c4903163687253d0ea1600\r\nMine just plays metal or varying sub-genres.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c4909663687257dc910800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is Magdalena Ogórek. She's a candidate for Polish president endorsed few days ago by one of Poland's mainstream parties (Democratic Left Alliance). She can become this year the new president of Poland. I have a feeling Merkel won't like her\r\n!http://ocdn.eu/images/pulscms/Mzc7MDQsMSw1MiwzZTcsMjMxOzA2LDMyMCwxYzI_/8507cff2bcebca82bebda8ed32870887.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54c490ad6368722caa2a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c48fe763687212b8dc0700#post_54c48fe763687212b8dc0700\r\nWhen you got cornered by a couple of Commie Nazis and bedroom music plays. That'd be awkward.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c490ae636872493982070