time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3647.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54c85f036368725ea75d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/wUTjLTf.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c85f176368723644fd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I get to buy a hoverboard, my life would be complete.\r\n\r\nAlso, if I were to get eaten by a door. Like, a living door.\r\nThen, my life would be complete.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54c85f916368723827591000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c85ed16368720713a00000#post_54c85ed16368720713a00000\r\nNo.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54c85f94636872372dc80d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c85f036368725ea75d0800#post_54c85f036368725ea75d0800\r\nI still love this!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c85fe26368723495df1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c85f94636872372dc80d00#post_54c85f94636872372dc80d00\r\nI think there's a TF2 verison, too.\r\nEDIT: \"Found it!\":https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=alKzAdGjC-U","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c85ff06368722d6f840200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"> Finally found the 43 missing students in México\r\n> All of them were dismembered, burned and throwed in a river\r\n\r\nWell........","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54c8608a6368720713470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c85ff06368722d6f840200#post_54c85ff06368722d6f840200\r\nHoly mother of Jesus....","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c8609b636872598a950800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c85f036368725ea75d0800#post_54c85f036368725ea75d0800\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]!http://i.imgur.com/wUTjLTf.gif![/bq]\r\nI genuinely lol'd.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c860b46368727696160200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c85ff06368722d6f840200#post_54c85ff06368722d6f840200\r\nDid they find the one responsible?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c86113636872371c470900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c8609b636872598a950800#post_54c8609b636872598a950800\r\nSCIENCE!\r\nSrsly, the guy in your avatar.\r\nDoes he outhot Simon?\r\n!http://www.renders-graphiques.fr/image/upload/normal/Simon_Gurren_Lagan.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c86178636872371c840900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c86113636872371c470900#post_54c86113636872371c470900\r\nYes.\r\nIf only for my preference for blondes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c861b06368723d1e130800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c86178636872371c840900#post_54c86178636872371c840900\r\nHnnng, damnit.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c862366368723196df0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/kAUfXmD.jpg!\r\n:D","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c8627f63687267b88e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c862366368723196df0900#post_54c862366368723196df0900\r\nDid you know that after a tarantula molts, it can't eat or even move for about a week while it's new exoskeleton hardens?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c862b06368723827dc1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c8627f63687267b88e0a00#post_54c8627f63687267b88e0a00\r\nWow, sucks to be one..\r\n:(","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c8630063687215dcc00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":