time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3737.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54cf0f536368725d35f80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0f2263687235f13c1900#post_54cf0f2263687235f13c1900\r\nMaybe it's not a sandcastle?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf0f716368722511d91800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e336368722f43500900#post_54cf0e336368722f43500900\r\nwatched the world burn with minecraft steve\r\n\r\nalso kh is very distracting","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54cf0f746368727856470e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e5a6368726294a10900#post_54cf0e5a6368726294a10900\r\nReal talk, Bomberman NEEDS TO FUCKING COME BACK. \r\n\r\nI don't give a flying crap about what anyone says, Bomber Man is my childhood! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e336368722f43500900#post_54cf0e336368722f43500900\r\nI share a coke with earthworm jim!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf0f88636872618a950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't care what anyone says, Dirty Diana is one of Jackson's best.\r\nIt's better than Bad by a mile that's for fucking sure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0fd36368727fcba71a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"If I had a Million Dollars\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM\r\n\r\nI'd buy your love","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54cf0fe16368723207940a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0ef76368722f43a80900#post_54cf0ef76368722f43a80900\r\nOoh\r\nOr take out his transformation cog while he's in vehicle mode\r\nThat'd get a few laughs\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0f006368726548ae0b00#post_54cf0f006368726548ae0b00\r\nAnd that baby's name was Jesus Two","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf1023636872214bf00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My leave to play metroid prime for a few hours and I return to Jesus Two.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cf103a6368727a619d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0fe16368723207940a00#post_54cf0fe16368723207940a00\r\nJesus Two: The Jesusening!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf10406368723de4190500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Time for creepypasta\r\n!http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/199/a/4/creepypasta_birthday_scenarios_by_luvsdragons-d7r8dr1.png!\r\nArrested with Sonicexe because it was a dare.\r\n*Make a run for it*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf10486368723d50461200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf103a6368727a619d0100#post_54cf103a6368727a619d0100\r\nJesusception?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf105063687275e13b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf1023636872214bf00100#post_54cf1023636872214bf00100\r\nYOU CANT RUN FROM JESUS","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf105163687235f1931900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf1023636872214bf00100#post_54cf1023636872214bf00100\r\nJesus two has come to die for our sins again","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf10636368721748040a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0fd36368727fcba71a00#post_54cf0fd36368727fcba71a00\r\nIf I had a million dollars\r\n\r\nI'd buy you a fur coat\r\n\r\n-But not a real fur coat, that's cruel-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf10686368726548ca0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf1023636872214bf00100#post_54cf1023636872214bf00100\r\nI remember pl