time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3958.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54dca24f63687223a6cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca1ed63687214d0220200#post_54dca1ed63687214d0220200\r\nDid you know that apples can increase the quality of your sex life.\r\n*rimshot\r\n*recursive rimshot","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54dca2ce6368726585ff0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca1e263687261e79f0100#post_54dca1e263687261e79f0100\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]blue screen of death\r\n\r\nmore like\r\n\r\ndumb screen of dumbness[/bq]\r\n\r\nTwisty\r\n\r\nMore like twistdumb\r\n\r\nPS: Your mom is also a potato","author":"5307378d63687226fdca0000"},{"id":"54dca2ef63687216a1d70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I sometimes exert my muscles so hard that I hurt myself.\r\nI only do it because anime.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54dca3116368726585280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@[==Blue Screen (Of Death)==]\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca2ce6368726585ff0100#post_54dca2ce6368726585ff0100\r\n[bq=\"[==Blue Screen (Of Death)==]\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca1e263687261e79f0100#post_54dca1e263687261e79f0100\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]blue screen of death\r\n\r\nmore like\r\n\r\ndumb screen of dumbness[/bq]\r\n\r\nTwisty\r\n\r\nMore like twistdumb\r\n\r\nPS: Your mom is also a potato[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nD A M N\r\nA\r\nM\r\nN","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54dca3546368725f0aaf1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@[==Blue Screen (Of Death)==]\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca2ce6368726585ff0100#post_54dca2ce6368726585ff0100\r\nNobody says Twisty's mom a potato!\r\nNot since the McDonald Incident that happened years ago.\r\n\r\n~^She was deep fried but so delicious.^~","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54dca3b663687261e78f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"D A M N\r\nA.........M\r\nM.........A\r\nN M A D","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54dca3ef6368720f43031000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Potatoes are noble.  They're like the apples of the earth!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54dca44b6368727aa5291400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca3546368725f0aaf1100#post_54dca3546368725f0aaf1100\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@[==Blue Screen (Of Death)==]\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca2ce6368726585ff0100#post_54dca2ce6368726585ff0100\r\nNobody says Twisty's mom a potato!\r\nNot since the McDonald Incident that happened years ago.\r\n\r\n~^She was deep fried but so delicious.^~[/bq]\r\n\r\nI call her a potatoe with the upmost respect. Her glorious golden hash brown complection was baked to absolute perfection. No McMuffin combo had even been greater","author":"5307378d63687226fdca0000"},{"id":"54dca44d636872307f041e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca3ef6368720f43031000#post_54dca3ef6368720f43031000\r\nWhat about onions?","author":null},{"id":"54dca458636872307f0b1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love mashed potatoes...","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54dca5946368727aa5ef1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca458636872307f0b1e00#post_54dca458636872307f0b1e00\r\nI'd mash your potato if you know what I mean.\r\n\r\n\r\nWelcome to whose line is it anyways where the points are made up just like whenever someone tries to explain how this discussion makes any sense.  *pulls a piece of paper from a oversized tophat* \"Something that will start a fight\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54dca5a26368725f0aba1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FBDC\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dca44d636872307f041e00#post_54dca44d636872307f041e00\r\nThey're tragic.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54dca5df636