time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3991.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54de9ad063687206b9710f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good morning, not USA!\r\nNo offence.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54de9b036368726ef9470900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9ad063687206b9710f00#post_54de9ad063687206b9710f00\r\nNone taken.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54de9c2e6368726169cd0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i mean i understand how it could be better\r\n\r\nbut the fact theres no contraction there just makes the statement sound weird","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"54de9d68636872479c790700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9c2e6368726169cd0b00#post_54de9c2e6368726169cd0b00\r\n?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54de9db46368726646640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9d68636872479c790700#post_54de9d68636872479c790700\r\nregarding my last post\r\n\r\ni didnt realize that you need to actively check if theres a new page, i thought the thread died","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"54de9e1a636872395bfd1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9db46368726646640100#post_54de9db46368726646640100\r\nThis thread isn't dying on any of our watches.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54de9e7663687214e6630400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9db46368726646640100#post_54de9db46368726646640100\r\nThis thread will never die!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54de9ebf6368726646a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9e7663687214e6630400#post_54de9e7663687214e6630400\r\nThe thread will outlast the universe.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54de9ecb6368726176450b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9e7663687214e6630400#post_54de9e7663687214e6630400\r\n3,991 pages....\r\nWho said we had to stop there?\r\nNOT ON MY WATCH, DAMNIT\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9ebf6368726646a00100#post_54de9ebf6368726646a00100\r\nThis thread will pierce the heavens!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54de9f2a6368725b5a650400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9ebf6368726646a00100#post_54de9ebf6368726646a00100\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9e7663687214e6630400#post_54de9e7663687214e6630400\r\nThe thread will outlast the universe.[/bq]\r\nEspecially if I have anything to do with it.\r\n*laughs maniacally while creating doomsday device*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54de9f636368724dfea40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well by die i meant have a slow patch\r\n\r\nbut i guess its a good thing if you guys arent familiar with that saying","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"54de9f66636872116c1a2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The new thor still looks stupid\":https://imgur.com/a/Adnid","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54de9f7e6368724d60bf2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9f2a6368725b5a650400#post_54de9f2a6368725b5a650400\r\nDidn't they cut your funding for those things?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54dea03463687253b4472900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9f7e6368724d60bf2e00#post_54de9f7e6368724d60bf2e00\r\nThis doomsday device is incredibly cheap even with my lack of grants.\r\n*BEHOLD!*\r\n*shows a calculator*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54dea04063687245705f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de