time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4068.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e23a0c63687256a3590b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2376663687220320b0000#post_54e2376663687220320b0000\r\n!http://anony.ws/i/2015/02/16/adolf_hitler.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e23a0c6368722c637c2900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2391b6368722d2b1b1d00#post_54e2391b6368722d2b1b1d00\r\nI want to be the loctnus monster! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e23a1b63687271edd31f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23a0c63687256a3590b00#post_54e23a0c63687256a3590b00\r\nOh my god. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e23a3a636872037cd90c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23a1b63687271edd31f00#post_54e23a1b63687271edd31f00\r\nBoredom is one helluva drug","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e23a7e6368725049f60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2391b6368722d2b1b1d00#post_54e2391b6368722d2b1b1d00\r\nA leopard Seal. :|","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54e23b2c636872165c472000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just got back from my granddad's place. I went to check up on him and see if he's ready for snow. So I get there and Victor (His newly adopted cat) is inside. What's the first thing this cat does when I sit down? He jumps in my lap, rolls over on his back. and begs me to rub his belly. So I do. And he loves it. And he didn't tear my arm to shreds.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e23b2f636872165c4d2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23a7e6368725049f60900#post_54e23a7e6368725049f60900\r\nThey're basically water dragons\r\n!abcnews.go.com/images/US/ld_seal_penguin_mi_130125_wblog.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e23c0e63687204a8e41d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23b2c636872165c472000#post_54e23b2c636872165c472000\r\nCats are the best\r\n\r\nAnd I would do the same to you","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e23c6d6368720f0fce1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23b2f636872165c4d2000#post_54e23b2f636872165c4d2000\r\nThis is a Water Dragon\r\n!http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/250/1/d/iguana__by_missslytherin-d5dwjzy.jpg!\r\n\r\nThat is a leopard seal.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54e23c796368721e72e11f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23c0e63687204a8e41d00#post_54e23c0e63687204a8e41d00\r\nVic loves his belly getting rubbed.\r\nI can shove my whole face in his belly and kiss it and he does NOTHING.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e23cad63687271f5200d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23b2f636872165c4d2000#post_54e23b2f636872165c4d2000\r\nThat penguin's like \"Why do i bother getting up in the morning?\"","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e23cc563687248028b3100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23c796368721e72e11f00#post_54e23c796368721e72e11f00\r\nWhy can't I be your cat?\r\n:(","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e23d24636872165c042100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e23cc563687248028b3100#post_54e23cc563687248028b3100\r\nWell then my face wouldn't be going to your stomach.\r\n[spoiler]It would be in you crotch. Preferably with your cock in my throat.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e23d2f63687204a8161e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/t