time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4270.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ee83aa6368723f62ab4e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can we please stop posting giant spiders","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ee83dc6368725205ed0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee83176368725d184c0300#post_54ee83176368725d184c0300\r\nThat's exactly what I heard! I saw gifs of them following soldiers shadows. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee830f63687268e7811800#post_54ee830f63687268e7811800\r\nHELL YEAH MY NEGA!\r\n!http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/26353/497864-hg_ms06j_zaku_ii.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee84316368725c81e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee83aa6368723f62ab4e00#post_54ee83aa6368723f62ab4e00\r\nAlright alright. I spoil you~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee8469636872637ecc1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee84316368725c81e90100#post_54ee84316368725c81e90100\r\nThank you~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ee846b636872637ecf1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee83aa6368723f62ab4e00#post_54ee83aa6368723f62ab4e00\r\nSorry, Squiggy likes spides so I thought the conversation would be fun! \r\n\r\nPlus I like learning about weird stuff like that. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee84ac6368725d186c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee8469636872637ecc1200#post_54ee8469636872637ecc1200\r\n\r\nCan we post mechanical spiders?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ee85786368721276421900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee84ac6368725d186c0400#post_54ee84ac6368725d186c0400\r\nNah I think its over. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee8610636872568c8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Maybe I should have been an entomologist.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee865e6368725a003d1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee85786368721276421900#post_54ee85786368721276421900\r\n\r\nBut the legion of spiderssss\r\n\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/2209576/legion-of-spiders-o.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ee86a1636872243c590200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee865e6368725a003d1c00#post_54ee865e6368725a003d1c00\r\nGod Dammit Doug Walker!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee8610636872568c8c0000#post_54ee8610636872568c8c0000\r\nWhats that? Something to do with Spider's/Bugs I Assume? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee88026368724c2fe11900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee814a6368722ce89d0400#post_54ee814a6368722ce89d0400\r\nWe certainly did. And he went around showing us the terrifying hole in his ass cheek for the next week or so.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54ee88eb6368722c74622100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"On the subject of camel spiders, they are in fact harmless. Just ugly. They cannot in fact kill a camel and most of what you hear about them is soldiers like me lying our asses off because civilians will believe anything.\r\n\r\nHere are some real fakts about them though: They appear to chase people, giving them an unwarranted reputation for aggression. However, they just want to stay in the shade.\r\n\r\nThey will also chew off clumps of human hair while we sleep, as they use it for nesting material.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54ee89816368724f760f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee88eb6368722c74622100#post_54ee88eb63687