time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4747.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55087a5963687255925a1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guis.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/4orlbeX.jpg!\r\nIma firefighter.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55087a7263687266b7611100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm back, and with half as many limbs as before.","author":"511199c77f123b24da000339"},{"id":"55087a996368722edfa40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087a7263687266b7611100#post_55087a7263687266b7611100\r\nHuuuuuuuh?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55087a9e636872042d910700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508797963687266b7031100#post_5508797963687266b7031100\r\n*THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!* \r\n\r\n*SHE CAN PUNCH YOU DEAD! DEAD!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55087aad63687266b78c1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087a7263687266b7611100#post_55087a7263687266b7611100\r\nD-Did something happen? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55087ac3636872042db10700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087a7263687266b7611100#post_55087a7263687266b7611100\r\nLimbs are overrated.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55087ad663687205e3e30900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087a9e636872042d910700#post_55087a9e636872042d910700\r\nAnd notice how fucking hyped those guys in the back were.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55087b996368725159470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087a996368722edfa40000#post_55087a996368722edfa40000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087a7263687266b7611100#post_55087a7263687266b7611100\r\nHuuuuuuuh?[/bq]\r\n\r\nYou smelled what I said. Don't pretend you didn't.","author":"511199c77f123b24da000339"},{"id":"55087b9c63687250587a0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087ad663687205e3e30900#post_55087ad663687205e3e30900\r\nThey got so hype! \r\n\r\nEspecially the guy that just popped out of no where! I love it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55087bd86368723e06d60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087b996368725159470100#post_55087b996368725159470100\r\nPut down the drugs man...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55087c1e6368724f02ba0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087bd86368723e06d60900#post_55087bd86368723e06d60900\r\nThat's his secret Captain.\r\n\r\nHe's always on Drugs. \r\n\r\n*Cue him turning into Snoop Dog and punching a giant Weed* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55087c42636872385a5f0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087b996368725159470100#post_55087b996368725159470100\r\nHave you ever tried black tuning fork tuna in the ear? It's supposed to feel like a shibbledibble in the kibble, only waaaaay more intense.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55087c4e6368725e19ca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087bd86368723e06d60900#post_55087bd86368723e06d60900\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55087b996368725159470100#post_55087b996368725159470100\r\nPut down the drugs man...[/bq]\r\nI asked to borrow my friend's PC and he sent me PCP instead.","author":"511199c77f123b24da000339"},{"id":"55087cd563687209920c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508778363687266b7df1000#post_5508778363687266b7df1000\r\n[b