time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4753.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5508b0846368725ef16b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dunno why it took so long, but I now have 69 notifications.\r\n\r\nThat is all.","author":null},{"id":"5508b0b66368722f867a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #21F3\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b0846368725ef16b0400#post_5508b0846368725ef16b0400\r\n\r\nHa!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5508b1066368727c3f070300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508aeb36368721d4dff0000#post_5508aeb36368721d4dff0000\r\nEvening","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508b12a6368720a29010500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/859/808/798.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/m8Zm3Zd.gif!\r\n*_\"DON'T TELL ME WHAT NOT TO FCUK\"_*","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5508b1a463687250b12e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b12a6368720a29010500#post_5508b12a6368720a29010500\r\n[spoiler]You can fcuk me anytime~[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508b1d863687270d6e70e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know I used to play a lot of super bonk as a kid and it seems so normal to me because of my kid brain\r\n\r\nbut now that shit is weird as fuck","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508b2066368720e29610300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pre07.deviantart.net/0de5/th/pre/i/2015/076/c/1/pokefall_by_silentazrael-d8m35me.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5508b3326368727798ec0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So in celebration of my Aunt leaving my grandma wants to go out this weekend. I bring this up so I can ask this.\r\nIs it weird to go to a gay bar with your grandmother?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508b36a6368727cc3270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b3326368727798ec0200#post_5508b3326368727798ec0200\r\nYes it is\r\nDo it","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508b3aa6368727184fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b3326368727798ec0200#post_5508b3326368727798ec0200\r\nOnly if she's uncomfortable\r\nAnd you can't keep your dick in your pants","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5508b3d36368725ef1110500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b36a6368727cc3270200#post_5508b36a6368727cc3270200\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b3aa6368727184fe0000#post_5508b3aa6368727184fe0000\r\nOh no you misunderstand.\r\nSHE INVITED ME.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508b402636872517b950600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"New South Wales police in Australia turn their motorcycles into chariots. [1936]\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/xuBeNsN.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5508b41663687214d1f50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b3d36368725ef1110500#post_5508b3d36368725ef1110500\r\nDo it.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508b42f6368720c958a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b3d36368725ef1110500#post_5508b3d36368725ef1110500\r\nOh well, then no, go ahead\r\n\r\nJust keep your dick in your pants\r\n\r\nFor her sake, not mine","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5508b43d636872517ba40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b402636872517b950600#post_5508b402636872517b950600\r\n\r\nHelloooo Ben-Hur's remake","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5508b4546368722f860a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508b41663687214d1f50800#post_5508b416636872