time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4899.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551174a76368723b9ea41600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511742f63687232d94d2600#post_5511742f63687232d94d2600\r\nFind an exorcist.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551178a56368724e09b92800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There is no hope.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55117df7636872442d8f1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551178a56368724e09b92800#post_551178a56368724e09b92800\r\nAlright, I'm gonna say lore stuff too.\r\n\r\n_\"From the days of old, kings have struck man to their knees. It was the law of which all beings, mortal or god, that is followed. Stone slabs had been brought from mountains of afar, each man would carry one on their backs as it was their king's word. It would crack their bones and spill their blood, but soon it would be done. Pools of molten metal cover the city walls, making a fortress that even gods shall fear._\r\n\r\n_This was man's blood and steel. This was the Citadel.\"_\r\n\r\nI was actually going to say stuff about space monkeys but this seemed appropriate.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"551185c263687272e0580500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my grandma has a still working N64...\r\nShould I ask her for it?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511875063687232492a2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551185c263687272e0580500#post_551185c263687272e0580500\r\nDon't take chances destroy her and claim it by force!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5511878d63687232d9c32a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551185c263687272e0580500#post_551185c263687272e0580500\r\nSHE DOESNT NEED IT! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551187dd63687229e2090a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511878d63687232d9c32a00#post_5511878d63687232d9c32a00\r\ntrue","author":"54fdb3bd63687236677b1d00"},{"id":"551187f963687236b8460500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511875063687232492a2200#post_5511875063687232492a2200\r\nOkay, my grandma is like five foot four and weighs a buck thirty soaking wet. There is no doubt in my mind that she could kick my ass.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511878d63687232d9c32a00#post_5511878d63687232d9c32a00\r\nShe doesn't have any controllers though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551188306368721cb8091b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551187f963687236b8460500#post_551187f963687236b8460500\r\nYou can always get one. \r\n\r\nI'm sure they aren't that expensive. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55118ed76368722aa21f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"These pills make me feel pukey...","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55118f77636872326f000d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551165e563687226be360500#post_551165e563687226be360500\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]I laughed:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/936/170/c27.jpg!\r\nSide note: do not google boku no pico. . . no seriously; whenever someone describes it in a positive light they're intentionally trying to troll you to get you to google it.[/bq]\r\nI've done it... twice...\r\n\r\nThis is why I have trust issues","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55118fe2636872326f220d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd