time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/497.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5397e00c636872571dc80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397df0e63687264d3560000#post_5397df0e63687264d3560000\r\nYour bed, room service, shower, porn and internet connection will cost about $1 million.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397e0db6368726575330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397d9766368722974ec0100#post_5397d9766368722974ec0100\r\nDon't tell me tumblr has taken over LOE too.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5397e0fd63687229741b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e00c636872571dc80300#post_5397e00c636872571dc80300\r\n\"Oops, I read it wrong. It only costs one American dollar.\"\r\n\"Phew...\"\r\n\"From the future! >:D\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5397e34e63687257a6780200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397da61636872571dd70100#post_5397da61636872571dd70100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397d9766368722974ec0100#post_5397d9766368722974ec0100\r\nOh oh!  Do you need some blackup?\r\n\r\nI could anally eviscerate them before they realize how badly they got recked.[/bq]\r\n\r\nLast time I invited a friend to troll them he was banned in less than a minute. :P\r\n\r\nOf course, he took the extremely blunt approach and chanted \"Cock\" and \"Vagina\" in their chat. It could have been much, much more refined.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e0db6368726575330100#post_5397e0db6368726575330100\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397d9766368722974ec0100#post_5397d9766368722974ec0100\r\nDon't tell me tumblr has taken over LOE too.[/bq]\r\n\r\nI'm afraid that they maybe have.\r\n\r\nIf it makes it better they only ever care about Nintendo games it seems, based on their E3 thread. Or Final Fantasy. So as much as I respect Nintendo, their narrow-mindedness when it comes to entertainment media and other games as made them score only lower.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5397e35e63687265301f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well dudes. I gotta go to the doctor tomoorrow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5397e38d636872655ce70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e35e63687265301f0200#post_5397e35e63687265301f0200\r\nWhat for? Nothing serious I hope.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397e3dd636872185e4c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e38d636872655ce70100#post_5397e38d636872655ce70100\r\nX-ray on my foot.\r\nI've been walking with a limp the past two days","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5397e4146368726575a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e3dd636872185e4c0400#post_5397e3dd636872185e4c0400\r\nShit, hope its nothing too bad.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397e424636872655c260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e35e63687265301f0200#post_5397e35e63687265301f0200\r\nWhy?\r\n[spoiler]So he can put his arm into your anus as you moan in delight?[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWow, I need to stop hanging around Randomosaur.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5397e424636872655c270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e3dd636872185e4c0400#post_5397e3dd636872185e4c0400\r\nDid you fall or something?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"5397e42e6368722969a10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e3dd636872185e4c0400#post_5397e3dd636872185e4c0400\r\n\r\nThose are always fun.\r\n\r\nI got my shoulder X-rayed and CT-scanned when I got