time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5021.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551845b5636872455e150700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello Plebs! \r\n\r\nYour Evil emperor has awakened! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551845cd6368726313841600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551844b463687231ccb10a00#post_551844b463687231ccb10a00\r\n!http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae145/Sanger_Z/a854a0645bb1faab6f824dfe744b8fb0.jpg!\r\n^pizza-kun~^\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5518447b636872455edd0600#post_5518447b636872455edd0600\r\nThe head of the zondarians is named pasder and pizza calls him pasta at one point so that's not far off. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5518460d6368726313ad1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Holy shit. They're actually addressing a question I had since I started this series. Why haven't any of the Zondar tried to assimilate GaoGaiGar, EnRyu, HyoRyu, or ChoRyuJin?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551846106368725963de0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551845b5636872455e150700#post_551845b5636872455e150700\r\nSir the slaves building your pyramid are demanding a union","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55184644636872431d2f2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551846106368725963de0500#post_551846106368725963de0500\r\nTell them to *Git Gud!* \r\n\r\nAlso Do you want to share this Tea and Crumpits! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5518465163687257f4300f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551845496368720fb4e30100#post_551845496368720fb4e30100\r\nAnd their leader is named Pizza. Well I've seen aliens who's leaders are elected cause their just taller than anyone else and are named after colors...so why not.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5518466d6368727bcf9f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551845b5636872455e150700#post_551845b5636872455e150700\r\nPlease accept this sacrifice of 666 virgins and one goat. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551846a16368720fb4170200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5518466d6368727bcf9f0300#post_5518466d6368727bcf9f0300\r\nAwwww, How sweet of you!\r\n\r\n*Throw them in the pile!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551846b16368725a91f70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5518465163687257f4300f00#post_5518465163687257f4300f00\r\nNo their leader is named pasta","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551846ca6368725aa6500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5518466d6368727bcf9f0300#post_5518466d6368727bcf9f0300\r\nIs the goat a Virgin?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551846cb6368727f82181000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dr. Oetker makes decent frozen pizzas.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5518471f6368720fb4480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551846cb6368727f82181000#post_551846cb6368727f82181000\r\nI haven't eaten frozen pizza in a long while","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5518475f63687269f6b00d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551846ca6368725aa6500200#post_551846ca6368725aa6500200\r\n~Maybe we should check~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5518476d63687264adc81a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551846ca6368725aa6500200#post_551846ca6368725aa6500200\r\nUnfortunately not, i got a bit drunk last night and, well...","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551847776368724a0