time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5117.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551edfa86368727bcb010300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551edf2b6368727b48890700#post_551edf2b6368727b48890700\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551eddc46368727af8f90c00#post_551eddc46368727af8f90c00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551edc846368727c46590000#post_551edc846368727c46590000\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]My boyfriend works at Ihop and constantly brings me free pancakes.\r\n\r\nJealous?[/bq]\r\nFRENCH TOAST MASTER RACE MUFUGGAH![/bq]\r\nYeah!\r\nTry using sliced _Mantou_(Chinese steamed buns) instead of toast. Makes a chewy and savoury dish. :D\r\n[/bq]\r\nWh-\r\n_thst sounds really good_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551edfc56368727b27cc0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551edf396368727b73dc0500#post_551edf396368727b73dc0500\r\nGood! Because I've never done it but I feel like doing it now!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551edf306368727ae3091200#post_551edf306368727ae3091200\r\n~Biiiiiitch eaaaat the daaaamn foooooooooood~~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551edfe26368727bb3890400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551edf5d6368727af8160f00#post_551edf5d6368727af8160f00\r\nSee yeah when you get back, Dear! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551ee09f6368727b73320700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fuck...\r\nNow I need to make some French Toast!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551ee1626368727af8411200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551edfc56368727b27cc0a00#post_551edfc56368727b27cc0a00\r\nFine\r\n\r\nOne waffle\r\n\r\n\r\nOh\r\nOH GOD NO\r\n\r\nLOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME\r\n!img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100610174201/villains/images/3/3f/Fatbastard.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551ee24f6368727b277c0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ee1626368727af8411200#post_551ee1626368727af8411200\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck is that? A potatoe?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"551ee2766368723bee070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ee1626368727af8411200#post_551ee1626368727af8411200\r\nGood.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551ee2836368727b27b90e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ee24f6368727b277c0e00#post_551ee24f6368727b277c0e00\r\nIt's a fat bastard\r\n\r\nNamed fat bastard","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551ee2846368727bedbc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ee1626368727af8411200#post_551ee1626368727af8411200\r\n*MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551ee2a96368727bb35c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://24.media.tumblr.com/de1882596c5a844f58c199b4884b51ef/tumblr_mym5v45Tm41rzd9xvo1_r1_500.gif!\r\nBe still my beating heart.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551ee33f6368727af8d41400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Going to a wedding tomorrow \r\n\r\nGoing to be around nobody I know in uncomfortable clothes\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWedding food is always super good at least","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551ee3676368727b73640a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ee2a96368727bb35c0700#post_551ee2a96368727bb35c0700\r\nThat didn't take long","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551ee3986368727b48320d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ee2a9636872