time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5329.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552b09db63687236dada0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"552b0a1f63687278edcb0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b09a6636872365b580400#post_552b09a6636872365b580400\r\nI dunno, I haven't watched all the endings.\r\nAlso, \"this is the ending that looks like a BJ\":https://youtu.be/F3wfZKhZlUk?t=5m20s\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b09c063687278ed190e00#post_552b09c063687278ed190e00\r\n* Urgh *","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b0a29636872365b340500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b09826368723720f90200#post_552b09826368723720f90200\r\nYou get a blowjob from the eldritch god instead of the doll?  Eww no.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552b0a366368722266c30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b08a46368722e0c400300#post_552b08a46368722e0c400300\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b07a163687236be010100#post_552b07a163687236be010100\r\nI thought you went to the fetish thread because your eyes did something to piss you off and you want to punish them[/bq]\r\nThat should really be the thread motto.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"552b0a7563687278ed770f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b0a366368722266c30600#post_552b0a366368722266c30600\r\nHow weird are the fetish thread pics?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"552b0ab063687278edf20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b0a29636872365b340500#post_552b0a29636872365b340500\r\nWell it must have been a damn good one at least to cripple your character \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b0a366368722266c30600#post_552b0a366368722266c30600\r\n\"_your eyes have been naughty~_\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552b0ad3636872365b480600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b0a1f63687278edcb0e00#post_552b0a1f63687278edcb0e00\r\nWorst blowjob ever.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552b0add636872366f180600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b0a7563687278ed770f00#post_552b0a7563687278ed770f00\r\nDo a post search for posts by me and blissey1 in the fetish thread and enjoy","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552b0b036368722266400800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b0a7563687278ed770f00#post_552b0a7563687278ed770f00\r\nBlissy enjoys posting images of ponies eating other ponies with horrific detail\r\nOffensive enjoys balloon animals\r\nMarc's libido is out of control\r\nand Squig is gay","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"552b0b1a63687278edb31000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.tumblr.com/aa33a599f1799b2587e965e7d2b0812b/tumblr_inline_mpq4d7rPlC1qz4rgp.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552b0b646368722266db0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b0ad3636872365b480600#post_552b0ad3636872365b480600\r\nOh yeah.\r\nAnd then there's that other ending where the [spoiler] Moon Presence[/spoiler] didn't \"like the dick\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b0c0c63687236dab20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So it looks like the more effort you put into the ending, the worse the ending is\r\n\r\n[spoiler] ending 1: the old guy kills you and you wake up in the real world. Yay(?)\r\n\r\nEnding 2: you kill the old guy and the demon God thing comes up and gives you a crippling blowjob and the doll takes care of you\r\n\r\nEnding 3: you kill the old man AND t