time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5580.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553890706368723f6fba1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/08/flog.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5538907d63687269ce500700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55388f8263687269cec60500#post_55388f8263687269cec60500\r\n-That's if he ever gets an Amiibo-","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553890916368721200341c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Or at least get to the point where a certain reindeer doctor gets introduced.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553890b263687222169c4000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553890706368723f6fba1300#post_553890706368723f6fba1300\r\nAs you command, sire\r\n\r\n!http://bluejacket.com/usn/images/oth/flogging_med.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"553890d66368721200e51c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553890916368721200341c00#post_553890916368721200341c00\r\nAnd one too three [spoiler]The Reindeer has a tragic backstory.[/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5538a2d363687210264f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my entire internet fcuking died for a solid 45 minutes","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5538a57763687269cec43000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2015/03/lady-boy-crab.jpg!\r\n... I am now wondering what Raw lady boy crab looks like and if it's as disconcertingly sexy as it sounds","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5538a68f6368723235d61b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Not getting that update yet... :v\r\n\r\n*EDIT:* Got it now. Updating.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5538a89e63687269cead3800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Afternoon","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5538aa846368724d15040a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5538a2d363687210264f0700#post_5538a2d363687210264f0700\r\nGood Job Interwebs.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5538c2b56368725dc12e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5538aa846368724d15040a00#post_5538aa846368724d15040a00\r\nThat's nothing, my sister was without her internet connection for 10 days and got it back yesterday. Still sucks when the net goes out.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5538cd336368721dc0041400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Evening.\r\nNo, I'm not going to bed yet.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5538d44c63687254161d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Right. so I just woke up from a nightmare where my little sister was kidnapped by a flying robot.\r\n\r\nI really shouldn't go to bed early. It always makes me have weird dreams.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5538d9d963687201666e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5538d44c63687254161d0500#post_5538d44c63687254161d0500\r\nLike the beginning of Xenoblade, except the girl lives.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5538dd0e63687204a03f1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seems that my online game skillz are off today.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5538e0ff6368725dc1873500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/196/7/2/96_by_yuikami_da-d6dkhwe.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5538f755636872380dc41200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.scottgames.com/hat.jpg!\r\nSomeone stole the hat.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5538f8146368725a6bb62800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5538f755636872380dc41200#post_5538f755636872380d