time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5699.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553e89f66368725954c12b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e89d36368720d1e5d0200#post_553e89d36368720d1e5d0200\r\nIs that a spoiler?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553e89fb6368722dcf3a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e89cf6368725954802b00#post_553e89cf6368725954802b00\r\n*pats back*\r\nThere there. Tell Uncle Squiggy all about it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553e8a0c6368724280590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e89f66368725954c12b00#post_553e89f66368725954c12b00\r\nYES.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553e8aa26368722dcf410e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e89fb6368722dcf3a0d00#post_553e89fb6368722dcf3a0d00\r\nWell, I'm not exactly crying, I'm just feeling a bit down.\r\nI'm tired, and when I'm tired I start to think about things. Things that my mind does not like.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553e8aaa6368720d1e370300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e89996368722dcfa10c00#post_553e89996368722dcfa10c00\r\n^I'm thinking about it^ \r\nbut no\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e899e6368722b97df0300#post_553e899e6368722b97df0300\r\nit's a toy. I can't handle any more doges \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e89d36368720d1e5d0200#post_553e89d36368720d1e5d0200\r\nNUUUUU\r\nTHIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT\r\nI WOULD BE THE CLINGIEST MOMMY ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553e8af16368725954742d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e8aaa6368720d1e370300#post_553e8aaa6368720d1e370300\r\n_You got the doll?_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553e8b246368721ba6500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e8af16368725954742d00#post_553e8af16368725954742d00\r\nI NEEDED THE DOLL \r\nIF I COULD FIND YUKI I'D HAVE HER TOO","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553e8bb46368722131cd0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We have no milk\r\nThis cannot be\r\nWalking to store\r\nBe back soon","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553e8bd763687276177d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my uncle's baby is due in a few months.\r\nI'm debating on whether or not I should turn his child into a huge nerd as revengeance for being the bane of my childhood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553e8bea6368727617910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e8b246368721ba6500000#post_553e8b246368721ba6500000\r\nI was saying that in a good way.\r\nNice.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"The only thing that can beat me is a queen.\":http://imgur.com/gallery/AleyRiU\r\nBut really, you guys should look at this.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553e8bf36368720d1ef10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e8bd763687276177d0100#post_553e8bd763687276177d0100\r\nNERDNERDNERDNERDNERDNERDNERD","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553e8cb16368720d1ecf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e8bb46368722131cd0700#post_553e8bb46368722131cd0700\r\nlegit question: are you in the part of canada that has bagged milk\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e8bd763687276177d0100#post_553e8bd763687276177d0100\r\nDOIT \r\nNERD \r\nDOITDOIT\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553e8bea6368727617910100#post_553e8bea6368727617910100\r\nThe yuki looks like it's impossible to find\r\nI NEED IT :c","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553e8d476368721b