time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5812.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5544493f636872723c740c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544490f6368724b59a91000#post_5544490f6368724b59a91000\r\nI don't even know what that is.\r\nYou said bottle and I just..","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5544496e6368726933450f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544491663687241de870600#post_5544491663687241de870600\r\nI mean starting his own cult.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554449786368726933550f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544491e636872457ebd0500#post_5544491e636872457ebd0500\r\nSlice of Life.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554449a46368726933990f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554449786368726933550f00#post_554449786368726933550f00\r\n\r\nAhhhh","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55444a0463687241dea60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544493f636872723c740c00#post_5544493f636872723c740c00\r\nTabasco is like hot sauce.\r\nExcept it isn't hot and more of sour and salty.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55444a2e63687241dedc0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55444a0463687241dea60700#post_55444a0463687241dea60700\r\nOh.\r\nWell, I guess it'll be coming out the mouth, then.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55444b9f6368726933f11200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So these are the Blackbeard pirates?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55444c1b6368723332480300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55444b9f6368726933f11200#post_55444b9f6368726933f11200\r\nYes.\r\nAnd one of them is Jesus.\r\n\r\nIn other news, Fruit Loops are still delicious.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55444c3a6368726933f71300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you were gonna side with one of the four Chaos Gods from Warhammer 40k, which would you choose?\r\nKhorne the god of Rage, bloodlust, and bloodshed.\r\nTzeentch the god of Magic, advancement, and and change.\r\nSlaanesh the god of pleasure, pain, and general debauchery.\r\nOr Nurgle the god of disease and destruction.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55444c506368724b59e21600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55444b9f6368726933f11200#post_55444b9f6368726933f11200\r\n\r\n[spoiler] The dying horse and his rider, the mime, the wrestler, the monocle sniper with the silly hat and the Evil Usopp with chopped teeth?[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nYep, that's them","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55444c986368726933991400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55444c3a6368726933f71300#post_55444c3a6368726933f71300\r\nGod of Magic.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55444cf86368723347ea0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55444c3a6368726933f71300#post_55444c3a6368726933f71300\r\nI'd rather stab myself, none of them seems to fit me.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55444d2463687241dede0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55444c3a6368726933f71300#post_55444c3a6368726933f71300\r\nI'll take my chances with the hedonist.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55444d4b63687241de170c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55444cf86368723347ea0300#post_55444cf86368723347ea0300\r\nWell you could always side with the Imperium. Although the Imperium seems to boring for my tastes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55444d776368724b59d51800","topic_id":"5161dd617