time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5927.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554a5773636872240b7d2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a53676368727b0ce80a00#post_554a53676368727b0ce80a00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I don't know if it counts because I don't actually regret it, but when I was still in day-care I punched this girl in the face and got put in time out for it. When my mom came to bet me she was FURIOUS, Until I told her that the girl fucking BIT me for no reason whatsoever. Needless to say her anger got immediately redirected at the day-care lady.[/bq]\r\nDONT MESS WITH MAMA!\r\n\r\nAlso that sucks, I remember back in like the second grade some Kid wanted me to give him my yellow crayon I was using so I told him \"Ok hold on a sec\" and the fucking kid *TOOK MY ARM AND BIT THE FUCK OUT OF IT*.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554a578a6368722f63b60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a57536368726cfa421300#post_554a57536368726cfa421300\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]What you guys up to?[/bq]\r\nTalking about embarrassing/accidently looking like a douche moments. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554a57d16368721645760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a57536368726cfa421300#post_554a57536368726cfa421300\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]What you guys up to?[/bq]\r\nAbsolutely nothing","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554a57e26368727b0c531100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a5773636872240b7d2100#post_554a5773636872240b7d2100\r\nMaybe we should be teaching kids not to fucking bite people","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554a58436368721645b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a57e26368727b0c531100#post_554a57e26368727b0c531100\r\nI mean seriously, I don't even know what he did it for and it HURT.\r\n\r\nI literally told him hold on and he got mad at me and just bit me like he was taking a bite out of a Subway sandwich. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554a59316368727b0c401300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There was also a time in the 4th grade where We were at PE and this one kid got in trouble and the PE teacher told him to go sit in time out.\r\n\r\nAnd so while we all were playing in Free time I was playing with one of my friends (She was also the girl I had a crush on) and while we were messing around the kid *Threw a cement rock directly in my face*.\r\n\r\nI'm not talking about no small pebble I mean he picked up the broken concrete off of the court and THREW IT AT ME.\r\n\r\nI remember my friend was like shouting \"LOOK OUT!\" and bam! \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554a59b263687266cc7b3100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a59316368727b0c401300#post_554a59316368727b0c401300\r\nthats one fucking extreme kid","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"554a59ce6368727b0c4e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a57536368726cfa421300#post_554a57536368726cfa421300\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]What you guys up to?[/bq]\r\nI dunno.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a59d063687236eef50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sentai Filmworks is about to crush my dreams\r\n\r\n\"Working on a big announcement now, sharing with you guys in a bit!\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554a5a0a6368722f636a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a59316368727b0c401300#post_554a59316368727b0c401300\r\nShit\r\nSeriously fuck these messed up kids\r\n\r\nIn other news I have caulking on my face","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554a5a28636872240b152600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-threa