time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6010.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554e71e3636872386eff0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*JESUS*\r\n\r\nMax just donated 6 Grand to one of his stream followers! Holy shit Max you're a nice guy!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e71f2636872386e110900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e717f63687208e3670500#post_554e717f63687208e3670500\r\nTHIS!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e71fc6368721643ee0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e70806368720f8b162400#post_554e70806368720f8b162400\r\nnerf roller pls","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"554e721e636872386e4b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bed: Come Squiggy. Lay your head and drift off to Sandman Land.\r\n\r\nSquiggy: Foul temptress! Your spells will not work on me!\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554e725f6368720f8ba32600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e721e636872386e4b0900#post_554e721e636872386e4b0900\r\n\r\nConsider it a beauty sleep","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554e727463687202f2b50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e721e636872386e4b0900#post_554e721e636872386e4b0900\r\nYou gotta stay awake! *Slaps to wake him up*\r\n\r\nDo not fall into temptation of the soft! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e727a6368720f8bc42600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e721e636872386e4b0900#post_554e721e636872386e4b0900\r\nConsider masturbation or perhaps a jog","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554e729f6368721643b70f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e725f6368720f8ba32600#post_554e725f6368720f8ba32600\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e727463687202f2b50200#post_554e727463687202f2b50200\r\nMaybe listening to Michael Jackson as loudly as possible would help...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554e72c763687208e3070700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/918/741/cf4.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554e72da636872386e070a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e717f63687208e3670500#post_554e717f63687208e3670500\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEl25FtWMAII4dq.jpg:large!\r\nTHIS[/bq]\r\npage break","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554e72fc636872386e390a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e729f6368721643b70f00#post_554e729f6368721643b70f00\r\n\r\nGet Metallica or Iron Maiden","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554e730263687217077f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e729f6368721643b70f00#post_554e729f6368721643b70f00\r\nDO ET!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e72c763687208e3070700#post_554e72c763687208e3070700\r\nPresident Obama-sama! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e732c6368726163820400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e72c763687208e3070700#post_554e72c763687208e3070700\r\nIn his defense, I'd have the same reaction.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554e73476368726163a70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e72fc636872386e390a00#post_554e72fc636872386e390a00\r\nMichael Jackson is timeless.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554e73606368723abeff0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e721e636872386e4b0900#post_554e721e636872386e4b0900\r\nMy bed bed ain't  nothing\r\nThe pile of plush toys on it? T