time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6213.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555ab15d636872236c340d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't post here much, but I'm bored.\r\n\r\nIn any case, decided to upload my latest spat of photography. \"Including two of my new favorite adorable duck.\":http://aaronmk.deviantart.com/art/Nesting-Duck-2-533975530","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"555ab1616368722b613f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab10863687230e3d30900#post_555ab10863687230e3d30900\r\nA real question is why not.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555ab3256368727e53451100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab11e6368727e53400e00#post_555ab11e6368727e53400e00\r\nIf Chris Pratt doesn't punch one of the scientists for being fuckwits in Jurassic World I'm gonna be so disappointed.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ab36163687230e3c30c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab15d636872236c340d00#post_555ab15d636872236c340d00\r\nthats a pretty cute duckie ","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"555ab3676368727e539a1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab3256368727e53451100#post_555ab3256368727e53451100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\r\nIf Chris Pratt doesn't *headbutt* one of the scientists for being fuckwits in Jurassic World I'm gonna be so disappointed.[/bq]\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555ab3876368723a620e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aafcc6368727e53220c00#post_555aafcc6368727e53220c00\r\nCuz dinosaur waifus ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"555ab3ae63687276f78a1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab3676368727e539a1100#post_555ab3676368727e539a1100\r\nHeadbutt. Punch. Kick. Slap. Yell at.\r\n\r\nJust some form of aggression at the fucking idiot responsible.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ab43b6368722e7cdd0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab3876368723a620e0000#post_555ab3876368723a620e0000\r\nthat's true\r\nI mean if I were a geneticist that could get my hands on some dino dna and...\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/6618a6529fa0e744bc05afcb3b2d2bf6/tumblr_nn6qtjNywo1sheit0o1_500.png!\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/ALvdHigd2gBqw/giphy.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555ab4c26368722e7cb00f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]No I know what I want. I want Chris Pratt to straight up punch INDOMINUS in the snout. Just punch her and look straight in her eye and go \"No! Bad dino! You go to your pen and think about what you've done.\" And then she DOES IT.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ab4d463687276f7461500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab43b6368722e7cdd0e00#post_555ab43b6368722e7cdd0e00\r\nMaybbbbe","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555ab4f9636872236cc81200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab4c26368722e7cb00f00#post_555ab4c26368722e7cb00f00\r\nwhile that would be the adorablest I think she's a bit too smart for his \"alpha\" routine ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555ab5116368722e7c1c1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab43b6368722e7cdd0e00#post_555ab43b6368722e7cdd0e00\r\nAnd I'll just be sitting here waiting for lamias\r\n[spoiler]!http://cdn.meme.am/images/1823664.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"555ab5626368727cdb0d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab4f9636872236cc81200#post_555ab4f9636872236cc81200\r\nHey