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{"topics":[{"id":"53acca1d6368722998160400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc8116368722c1e700300#post_53acc8116368722c1e700300\r\nWell within those parameters the answer would be a pornographic MLP universe so I would be quite well fucked figuratively and literally.\r\n\r\nAn answer more in keeping with the spirit that I think you meant by that question, well I'm still extremely fucked because that would be the Dresden Files universe and without even touching the big bads that means entities capable of turning me inside out and making balloon animals from my guts using only their minds, and also the sort who would do that for a laugh.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53acca646368720ba1e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"on today´s edition of worst rap album covers.\r\n\r\n!http://turntabling.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/WTF-Album-Covers-Top-Dog-Slam-Dunkn-Hoes.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acca686368722aba460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2012/6/hipster-cat-has-perfected-thousand-yard-stare.jpg!\r\nTibbles is euphoric.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53accc3c6368722babe50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/12/enhanced-buzz-11940-1292000675-6.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53accc676368722c498b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53accc3c6368722babe50300#post_53accc3c6368722babe50300\r\nDas a lot of bears...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53accca16368722accb40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53accc676368722c498b0300#post_53accc676368722c498b0300\r\n\r\n!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/12/enhanced-buzz-11792-1292001971-12.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acce016368722a7faa0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/12/enhanced-buzz-11940-1292002006-12.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acce796368722af9220400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acce016368722a7faa0300#post_53acce016368722a7faa0300\r\n.......Whhyyyyy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acce956368722a3c400400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"She should have known there was a possibility of her getting pregnant.\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79807&Page=10 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53accec36368720d3b090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acce796368722af9220400#post_53acce796368722af9220400\r\n\r\n!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11942-1292004467-11.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53accfc96368722414220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11841-1292004515-9.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acd1696368720c21850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11792-1292005791-19.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acd3406368720c21c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We are now offering deep-fried Mars bars wrapped in bacon on pizza, which in turn is also deep-fried.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acd36a63687261b1800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd3406368720c21c40000#post_53acd3406368720c21c40000\r\nThat sounds disgusting.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acd38d6368721c82220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","b