time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6443.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5564c4a56368724165330600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well my internet is gone. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5564c4f76368721eca202100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564c4816368723723b70700#post_5564c4816368723723b70700\r\nNono.\r\nWith everything slowed down, and Franklin sped up, he can get to the jet without anybody closing in quickly.\r\n_Step it up when you get in, however._","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5564c82263687207cd9d2c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bloodborne made a very good point about immortality in fiction; the way you take care of a immortal being is to make sure there's nothing left.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5564c87963687241653e0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564c82263687207cd9d2c00#post_5564c82263687207cd9d2c00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]Bloodborne made a very good point about immortality in fiction; the way you take care of a immortal being is to make sure there's nothing left.[/bq]\r\nWhich is why as an immortal you spend some time level grinding, seriously you have fucking time go practice,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5564c95463687207cdff2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564c87963687241653e0b00#post_5564c87963687241653e0b00\r\nIf a being is truly 100% immortal shove it into a wood chipper; problem solved.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5564ca3e6368727ee1c20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564c95463687207cdff2e00#post_5564c95463687207cdff2e00\r\nThat's why i said to level grind so your to strong for some noob to push into the wood chipper,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5564cad66368727ee16c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564ca3e6368727ee1c20100#post_5564ca3e6368727ee1c20100\r\n( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)\t","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5564cae16368723723681100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564ca3e6368727ee1c20100#post_5564ca3e6368727ee1c20100\r\nWhat about a rock crusher?  That would be considerably harder to survive than a wood chipper.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5564cb736368720c85ff1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564cae16368723723681100#post_5564cae16368723723681100\r\n_WHY NOT JUST DROP A BIG ASS ROCK ON THEM_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5564cbb96368727ee18c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564cae16368723723681100#post_5564cae16368723723681100\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564cad66368727ee16c0200#post_5564cad66368727ee16c0200\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564ca3e6368727ee1c20100#post_5564ca3e6368727ee1c20100\r\nWhy not just dump him into acid?\r\n\r\nOr send him into the sun? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5564cc446368725ec87e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay internet working now.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5564cc916368727ee1b30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564cae16368723723681100#post_5564cae16368723723681100\r\nWhat i'm saying is if your immortal train until no one who has a normal human life span could ever hope to defeat you, you have way more time to learn thing then they do, so fucking learn them, spend 30 years planning out a perfect place to live that has no flaws because you have the time to do that shit now,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5564cca56368727ee1e20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564cbb96368727ee18c0300#