time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6725.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5574cf4a6368722e0d0009b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574cec663687267c7001335#post_5574cec663687267c7001335\r\nMy most recent consoles are a Wii and PS3.","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"5574cfe263687245f60008f6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574cee163687245f600078b#post_5574cee163687245f600078b\r\nBut i _am_ an exorcist.\r\n\r\n_In nomine Domini, vade retro Satana!_","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5574d02d6368724d130002ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574ce546368722e0d000862#post_5574ce546368722e0d000862\r\nI should get some Whine and get Whoopy Doopy too! (And than everyone will suffer)\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5574d0846368724d13000321","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I WON MY FIRST RANKED SPLATOON MATCH!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5574d0b963687249ba0003d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d0846368724d13000321#post_5574d0846368724d13000321\r\nSkrub","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5574d0c463687249ba0003e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SHIT\r\nNEXT WEEK IS DINOSAUR WEEK YOU SHITS\r\nPOSSIBLY JURASSIC WEEK\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d02d6368724d130002ab#post_5574d02d6368724d130002ab\r\nOur antics would be legendary\r\n\r\nAnd illegal until about 3 or 4 years from now","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5574d10363687223680000e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d0b963687249ba0003d9#post_5574d0b963687249ba0003d9\r\nSay what you want, winning you very first ranked match feels good! And the best part? It was a comeback victory! We were losing super hard until we decided to get our ink together and start playing smart.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5574d1666368724d13000456","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d0846368724d13000321#post_5574d0846368724d13000321\r\nI've played 3 or 4 and honestly they don't seem as brutal as I thought they would be. I don't think I've lost a single one. \r\n\r\nI do like the more focused gameplay though. In turf war you could go a whole match without splatting an opponent whereas ranked seems to be a good mixture of covering ground with ink and player combat","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5574d1bc63687267c700180e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d1666368724d13000456#post_5574d1666368724d13000456\r\nMy first ranked game was Splat Zones.\r\nIt's basically the Splatoon version of King of the Hill.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5574d1fb636872195900082d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d10363687223680000e0#post_5574d10363687223680000e0\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"] get our ink together [/bq]\r\nIs that a euphemism for squid sex","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5574d21b6368721959000852","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d1bc63687267c700180e#post_5574d1bc63687267c700180e\r\nWait, ranked isn't just the king of the hill mode?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5574d25e6368724d130005c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d0c463687249ba0003e0#post_5574d0c463687249ba0003e0\r\nHURRAY FOR LEGENDARY ANTICS! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5574d2f86368724d130006b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5574d25e6368724d130005c9#post_5574d25e6368724d130005c9\r\nFunimation has made a Show by rock Dub.\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\"