time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/674.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b218a063687272433b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b218426368727243130000#post_53b218426368727243130000\r\n*Pulls out your permanent marker*\r\nARE THESE YOUR FINGERPRINTS?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b218a2636872728a3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b217936368724eb1810000#post_53b217936368724eb1810000\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b217b46368724eb1ae0000#post_53b217b46368724eb1ae0000\r\nLater did anybody know, The material in the marker had constructed into an orgasmic comical reaction!\r\n\r\nFORMING INTO NONE OTHER THEN!\r\n\r\n_*BOOM!*_\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/89289ec1f34d1592fd42280656139f29/tumblr_n7xm62OvhV1tvq412o1_500.png!\r\n\r\nProfessor Penis!\r\n\r\n!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b218ee63687270d4670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b218a2636872728a3d0000#post_53b218a2636872728a3d0000\r\nMy old nemesis.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b218f663687270b7530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b218a2636872728a3d0000#post_53b218a2636872728a3d0000\r\nSO IT WAS QUASAR!\r\n\r\nPREPARE TO EXECUTED.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b218f8636872710b670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b218a063687272433b0000#post_53b218a063687272433b0000\r\n\r\nNo! They're someone else's!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b218a2636872728a3d0000#post_53b218a2636872728a3d0000\r\n\r\nI like my professors shaved thank you very much","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b2196563687210b10b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b218f8636872710b670000#post_53b218f8636872710b670000\r\nBUT WHAT ABOUT THE FINGERPRINTS? AND YOUR DNA?\r\n\r\nTAKE HIM AWAY, BOYS!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b219b16368720f24140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2196563687210b10b0000#post_53b2196563687210b10b0000\r\n\r\nI think we can reach an agreement. I heard you were \"interested\" in the new Jurassic Park movie","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b219df6368720df9220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b219b16368720f24140000#post_53b219b16368720f24140000\r\nHOW IS THAT RELEVANT?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b21a256368720e6f270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b219df6368720df9220000#post_53b219df6368720df9220000\r\n\r\nI have connections, some names that could provide you with some, interesting things related to the subject","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b21a966368720e03680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b21a256368720e6f270000#post_53b21a256368720e6f270000\r\nReally?\r\n\r\nPM me about it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b21acb6368722e17060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b21a966368720e03680000#post_53b21a966368720e03680000\r\n\r\nNa'h I was kidding\r\n\r\nThrow me in jail boys","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b21b116368722e54160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b21acb6368722e17060000#post_53b21acb6368722e17060000\r\nFUCK YOU.\r\n\r\nSeriously, I am now going to rape you up the butt with a rusted chainsaw.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b21b356368722ee3110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b218ee63687270