time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/704.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b625566368726380000300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b624f76368721736690400#post_53b624f76368721736690400\r\nYou're black?\r\n\r\nAlso, to stop your thingy from burning off, please stick it in this water-filled fleshlight.\r\n\r\n*Offers fleshlight*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b6255c6368725046de0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b624f76368721736690400#post_53b624f76368721736690400\r\nYou named your cock Optimus Prime?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b625836368724c86f10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b625246368721736720400#post_53b625246368721736720400\r\nOre-O!\r\n\r\nQuick! use you're powers to defeat the evil which lies before us this glorious night! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b625c76368724c860d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b625836368724c86f10300#post_53b625836368724c86f10300\r\nWait, I have those powers?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b625fa6368725046010400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6255c6368725046de0300#post_53b6255c6368725046de0300\r\nMy cock only deserves the best!\r\n\r\nAlso he goes by many names, Dark Knight, Santa balls, the Rim reaper, ETC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b625566368726380000300#post_53b625566368726380000300\r\nKnowing where that probably came from I'll pass and just poor holy water on it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b6261763687261ffee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b625c76368724c860d0400#post_53b625c76368724c860d0400\r\nYou have a Doctor Doom icon, Of course you do! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b6262f6368724c86260400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b625fa6368725046010400#post_53b625fa6368725046010400\r\n*Magically changes the holy water into gasoline without him knowing*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b6266663687276aa1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6261763687261ffee0100#post_53b6261763687261ffee0100\r\nWait our avis determine our powers? Hell Yeah! I got Ionioi Hetairoi!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b626d7636872635be80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"uuuuuh.\r\n\r\ni got rapping powers and raping powers.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6270c63687267c65b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6262f6368724c86260400#post_53b6262f6368724c86260400\r\n*Magically turns it back into holy water with the power of my right hand*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6266663687276aa1a0000#post_53b6266663687276aa1a0000\r\nI have the power of Adorable! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b6272a636872608a6f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6261763687261ffee0100#post_53b6261763687261ffee0100\r\nWell, you might not know that I might be a malfunctioning Doombot. I can do this. *Snaps fingers and an army of Boomers (L4D) rain down from the sky, all with Mighty Mouse theme playing* By the way, grab an umbrella.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b627476368726417b40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b626d7636872635be80100#post_53b626d7636872635be80100\r\nWelp hopefully someone has the icon of a cop so we can arrest this fool! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b62768636872635b1f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1p