time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7244.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5597296c6368727e8e0010d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559726bb6368724cca001c31#post_559726bb6368724cca001c31\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559726316368720ad2002dc5#post_559726316368720ad2002dc5\r\nI don't \r\nI'm wandering and I don't know what to but\r\n\r\nI'll just buy a dress and be A PRETTY LADY \r\n~ya right~[/bq]\r\n\r\n","author":"5139964d7f123b8997000291"},{"id":"55972a0963687205f3000259","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597202963687274f2000624#post_5597202963687274f2000624\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55971b866368720ad2001bb0#post_55971b866368720ad2001bb0\r\nYes. Yes I do.\r\nWhy is that important?[/bq]\r\nCause the bible belt has the highest rate of infidelity in the usa.\r\n\r\nAlso random fact it has the highest rate of stds and home made porn being made.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55972ac863687205f30002e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god bless the south","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55972ad963687274f20014e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972a0963687205f3000259#post_55972a0963687205f3000259\r\nThat honestly doesn't shock me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972b016368720ad2003589","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well my aunt is going into labor.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972b206368722d350019b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b016368720ad2003589#post_55972b016368720ad2003589\r\nOh shit\r\n\r\nWell, I guess you'll be busy for a while then","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972b6c6368726371000d50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b016368720ad2003589#post_55972b016368720ad2003589\r\nOh shit! I wish her luck!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972b7b6368722d35001a44","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Xena\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597296c6368727e8e0010d5#post_5597296c6368727e8e0010d5\r\n?","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55972b976368725f850000f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b206368722d350019b3#post_55972b206368722d350019b3\r\nI'm not going to the hospital. My mom and grandma are though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972bc66368727b2400003f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b976368725f850000f4#post_55972b976368725f850000f4\r\nOh, okay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972bdc6368722d35001aeb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b976368725f850000f4#post_55972b976368725f850000f4\r\nI hope she'll be ok.\r\n\r\nDidn't know your Aunt was Pregnant. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972bdd6368727e8e001436","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I realized Derpibooru and you guys are more distracting than my phone and videogames.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55972c0463687205f3000482","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972bdd6368727e8e001436#post_55972bdd6368727e8e001436\r\n< Checks off being more distracting than Videogames off of his life goals ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972c106368722d35001b6c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972bdd6368727e8e001436#post_55972bdd6368727e8e001436\r\nSame for me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972c4f6368727b240000b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972bdc6368722d35001aeb#post_55972b