time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7283.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598a9426368725565000637","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My God, the elevator at the place I live at really stinks! What happened to it? It sure didn't stink the last time I used it.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598a95d6368722e6e0016c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking double post ","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598a9646368726478000221","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598a8d46368722e6e0015f1#post_5598a8d46368722e6e0015f1\r\nIf you need any advice just ask gasmaskangel.\r\nHis porn smithing is GODLIKE.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598a9db6368724efb0013fe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Back to Splatoon \r\nGo cats!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598a9f86368725d41000301","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would love to see a tourney of just Splatoon ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598aa666368726478000335","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to have to stay up all night and all day again. (I messed up my sleep schedule again)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5598aab0636872647800037f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598a9f86368725d41000301#post_5598a9f86368725d41000301\r\n\r\nI'm sure we'll have one soon.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598aaf163687264780003cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what are you guys talking about? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598ab47636872656600001b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aaf163687264780003cd#post_5598aaf163687264780003cd\r\nAbout fanfic.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598abda6368726478000522","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ab47636872656600001b#post_5598ab47636872656600001b\r\nAbout Fanfic eh? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598abfd6368725e8e000153","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aaf163687264780003cd#post_5598aaf163687264780003cd\r\neyebrow grinding","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598ac156368725565000a22","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598abda6368726478000522#post_5598abda6368726478000522\r\n\r\nSpecifically, smutfic.\r\n\r\nUnspecifically, my smutfic.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598ac3e6368727a8000003f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598abfd6368725e8e000153#post_5598abfd6368725e8e000153\r\n\r\nWhy did you have to say that shit? I had this perfect storyline in my head and now I _have_ to include it because it's too good.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598ac8f6368720141000520","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aaf163687264780003cd#post_5598aaf163687264780003cd\r\nI'm just playing GTA V.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598acaa6368727a8000009b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598a9426368725565000637#post_5598a9426368725565000637\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]My God, the elevator at the place I live at really stinks! What happened to it? It sure didn't stink the last time I used it.[/bq]\r\nThere have been reports of people having secks in elevators. Not that I delve too much on the topic.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598ad006368725e8e0002c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598acaa6368727a8000009b#post_5598acaa6368727a8000009b\r\nThere are people who have sex in elevators? I thought that was only in bed.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598