time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7348.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559b62fd6368721b4f0045df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"what does finland even do","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559b633e6368725f5100234c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b62fd6368721b4f0045df#post_559b62fd6368721b4f0045df\r\nHave Patrick as their mascot?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559b63516368721b4f00467e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b62fd6368721b4f0045df#post_559b62fd6368721b4f0045df\r\n\r\nThose wooden shoes with pointy end used to dance","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559b637963687246b700021c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">is extremely salty right now\r\n>[spoiler]mostly because i love salt and i put it on everything and in high amounts[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559b637e6368720e4d000a57","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b62fd6368721b4f0045df#post_559b62fd6368721b4f0045df\r\nthey finnish","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559b63a66368721b260047fe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b637963687246b700021c#post_559b637963687246b700021c\r\nif youre eating so much salt that youre sweating you should probably stop","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559b63d66368720e4d000ae9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b637963687246b700021c#post_559b637963687246b700021c\r\n\r\ncholesterol ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559b640963687242fb000348","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b63a66368721b260047fe#post_559b63a66368721b260047fe\r\ni'm not sweating so it's all good\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b63d66368720e4d000ae9#post_559b63d66368720e4d000ae9\r\nSODIUM GLORIOUS SODIUM","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559b64096368725f510024de","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b63516368721b4f00467e#post_559b63516368721b4f00467e\r\nI assumed that was Dutch?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559b64ab63687269920036f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have to get to bed\r\nLove you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559b64c863687242fb00043c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b64096368725f510024de#post_559b64096368725f510024de\r\n\r\nJe ne sais pas","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559b64d06368721b4f004949","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b64ab63687269920036f7#post_559b64ab63687269920036f7\r\n\r\nNight, dude.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559b66fc6368726992003b21","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"><><>","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559b67566368721b26004ef8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"back in the day someone wrote a story and since i can only live in the past i'm sharing it with you guys\r\n\r\nfor reference wyldfyre is a flaming furry and daft punk is (and i quote from the bnet encyclopediadramatica) his yiffy little bitch\r\n\r\nso enjoy this story about a couple of people i never liked too much\r\n\r\n[spoiler][==Daft punk was sitting on his couch, looking at the blank TV. It was his 27th birthday today, but nobody came. He sent invitations to his relatives and to people who he thought were his friends. But still, nobody came. Daft blew out the candles on his cake, wishing that the invitees would die for stabbing him in the back and not showing up. Just then,he heard a knock at the door.\r\n\r\nDaft jumped up and over to the door and opened it. Standing there was a lankey effeminate guy with long hair. He looked like some sort of g*y emo. \"Uh... may I help you?\" Daft said. \"I ca