time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7509.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a1adc86368722bcc000df0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ad396368725a4e000669#post_55a1ad396368725a4e000669\r\nPublished porno fanfiction. Mm.\r\n\r\nI see 50 shades wasn't the only one with the idea.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a1ade86368726052000b7b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too bad people gave Buffy superpowers\r\n\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/square_medium/3/38919/1121084-buffy_32_var.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55a1ae136368725a4e00078d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aca06368725a4e0005be#post_55a1aca06368725a4e0005be\r\nWell He also is supposed to have a damn sexy voice so there's that too\r\n\r\nPlus he's a master of ventriloquism so he's probably good with his to-oh God what am I saying ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1ae4a6368724d750008b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae136368725a4e00078d#post_55a1ae136368725a4e00078d\r\n\r\nI would be lying if I said I didn't feel a little \"special\" when I watched the show live in NYC.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1ae706368722bcc000ee9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae4a6368724d750008b2#post_55a1ae4a6368724d750008b2\r\nJesus","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1adc86368722bcc000df0#post_55a1adc86368722bcc000df0\r\n\r\nSeducing the Classics #1? It's a series?\r\n\r\n!http://images.mobilism.org/?dm=3B22FZ1G!\r\n\r\n...oh.\r\n\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-XJi5O%2BOL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg!\r\n\r\n_Oh noooooooooooooo._","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1aee16368727600000741","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c#post_55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c\r\n\r\nRULE 34 FORGIVES NOBODY","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a1aee86368720dfd00020d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c#post_55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c\r\nIs this better or worse than \"rammed in the ass by my novel 'rammed in the ass by my own ass'\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1af366368720dfd000262","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee86368720dfd00020d#post_55a1aee86368720dfd00020d\r\nPounded, not rammed","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a1af436368726052000d8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee16368727600000741#post_55a1aee16368727600000741\r\n\r\nSometimes, though, it should.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee86368720dfd00020d#post_55a1aee86368720dfd00020d\r\n\r\nWas that novel insulting classic literature? No?\r\n\r\nThis is worse.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1af5e6368722bcc001088","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee86368720dfd00020d#post_55a1aee86368720dfd00020d\r\nplease tell me that's just something you made up just now\r\n\r\nEDIT (ninja'd): why do you have no mercy, world","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a1af9d636872664800093e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1af366368720dfd000262#post_55a1af366368720dfd000262\r\nDoh\r\nYou're right\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1af5e6368722bcc001088#post_55a1af5e6368722bcc001088\r\n\"Nu\":www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00VDRUI5Q?ie=UTF8&redirectFromSS=1&pc_redir=