time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7659.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a847f16368720fab0010d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You guys know that there was a rule against taking photos in the White House, correct?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a848306368720fab001129","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have officially finished the first half of season 1.\r\nAnd I gotta say, I see the potential.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a8489e6368720fab0011b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ah my first post with a bunch of downvotes.\r\n\r\nThis might bother me if I hadn't intentionally uploaded it to mildly irritate people/ wasn't aware its poopy.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a84950636872619f00154b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/53fffb552d70f6948b83926e05b5f389/tumblr_nrlffcUhwf1thkezfo1_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a84977636872208700021f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a848306368720fab001129#post_55a848306368720fab001129\r\nIt picks up\r\nWhen shit goes down, it really goes down","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a849b5636872619f0015f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8489e6368720fab0011b2#post_55a8489e6368720fab0011b2\r\nOoh ooh!\r\nI want to be a part of this downvote party!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a849e56368722b7800021e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, since nobody asked, might as well answer.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/5rvVVCN.jpg!\r\nThey lifted the ban for the first time in 40 years.\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a84950636872619f00154b#post_55a84950636872619f00154b\r\nNot even know.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a84b83636872619f0018b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"JUST GIVE ME ONE FUCKING 6IV CARBINK I'VE BEEN BREEDING FOR DAYS","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a84b8e63687265070029f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://amanstoys.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/assclass.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a84ba363687218250000b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8301f63687216880000a3#post_55a8301f63687216880000a3\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec26368727d920027f7#post_55a82ec26368727d920027f7\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82da663687217c2000cdf#post_55a82da663687217c2000cdf\r\n\r\n\"Florida is fucking weird, man\":http://www.365rundown.com/florida-man-arrested-for-blindfolding-and-having-sex-with-an-alligator/ [/bq]\r\nWHYYYYYYYYYY?!\r\n[/bq]\r\n*Who is the fucker that did this*  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a84bef6368726507002a95","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a84b83636872619f0018b9#post_55a84b83636872619f0018b9\r\nHow does IV work, again.\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a84b8e63687265070029f7#post_55a84b8e63687265070029f7\r\nWhat the hell does that yellow dude got in his arm.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a84c096368722087000517","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a84ba363687218250000b6#post_55a84ba363687218250000b6\r\n\r\n!http://i1.wp.com/www.365rundown.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wtf.jpg?fit=770%2C9999!\r\n\r\nThis dude.\r\n\r\nAnd surprise surprise, he's a racist Floridian.\r\n\r\n_\"Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over.\"_\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a84c23636872619f0019cb","t