time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7774.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55ac51666368724d3600095a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51316368722f2b0002d3#post_55ac51316368722f2b0002d3\r\nUnless you're trapped in an elevator with them. Then you're fucked.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac51676368725cd8001021","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac50fd6368724b7200022b#post_55ac50fd6368724b7200022b\r\nI did not order a zerg rush.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ac51716368724d010001f1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/4/26/883243__safe_twilight+sparkle_animated_wat_pregnant_self+ponidox_youtube+link_game_wtf_not+salmon.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac50fd6368724b7200022b#post_55ac50fd6368724b7200022b\r\nWhat are those anyway?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ac51986368722b1600064f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51716368724d010001f1#post_55ac51716368724d010001f1\r\nYou've never watched \"attack on the block\"?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55ac51a66368724d360009b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51986368722b1600064f#post_55ac51986368722b1600064f\r\nNo.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ac51b26368724d360009ca","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51716368724d010001f1#post_55ac51716368724d010001f1\r\nSo that's how babies happen.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55ac51b56368722b16000671","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GET YOUR FUCKING GUARD UP IPPO!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ac51e26368725cd80010cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51b26368724d360009ca#post_55ac51b26368724d360009ca\r\nBabies just appear like a random encounter in a video game.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ac51f36368724d36000a28","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51b56368722b16000671#post_55ac51b56368722b16000671\r\n\r\nEither his arms are getting tired or he doesn't have time to lift them/properly position them","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac520a6368725cd8001108","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"moo","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55ac522c6368722f2b000409","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51e26368725cd80010cd#post_55ac51e26368725cd80010cd\r\nIt's true. I've been pregnant 8 times because I always forget to buy repels","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55ac52406368725cd8001152","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac51f36368724d36000a28#post_55ac51f36368724d36000a28\r\nSaeki's punches are too fast and Ippo's right eye is swollen shut so he only has half visibility. Saeki is taking advantage of this by throwing from Ippo's right.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ac52836368724d010002d0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac522c6368722f2b000409#post_55ac522c6368722f2b000409\r\nNever forget to buy repels.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ac53116368724d36000b92","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac52406368725cd8001152#post_55ac52406368725cd8001152\r\n\r\nHow many rounds they are set to?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac53366368724d01000380","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac53116368724d36000b92#post_55ac53116368724d36000b92\r\n6 rounds.\r\nThey're at the third.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ac539d6368724d36000c4e","