time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/807.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c3653563687246fe940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3627263687233d62e0000#post_53c3627263687233d62e0000\r\nOh, so you mean natural, over-time evolution. But it's too slow.\r\n\r\nA Forced Evolutionary Virus or machine implants should make things go faster. Herr Doktor Frankenstein! *Evil Laugh *(Yes, I'm aware he's from Geneva)","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3658f6368725062910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3653563687246fe940000#post_53c3653563687246fe940000\r\nNope, they would be engineered like that in the beginning to speed it up.\r\n\r\nSomething more ethical and cooler would be to engineer a monitor lizard that looks like this:\r\n!http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/077/c/0/KT___Jackripper_by_Jurassic_Gothic.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c365a763687215ca090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c364d763687233ed920000#post_53c364d763687233ed920000\r\n!http://images.betterworldbooks.com/044/Ethics-101-Maxwell-John-C-9780446578097.jpg!\r\n\r\nToying with sapient life and hideously mutilating them just to make it look cool is not ethical.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c366996368721dd4250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c365a763687215ca090100#post_53c365a763687215ca090100\r\nEthics ruins everything.\r\n\r\nAnd they won't feel any pain. It won't be adult humans that are altered, just the DNA that is used to create the monsters.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c366f06368721de93b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3658f6368725062910000#post_53c3658f6368725062910000\r\nI wanna ride a trained raptor!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c365a763687215ca090100#post_53c365a763687215ca090100\r\nBut it is in ze name of SCIENCE! * laughs evily in German*","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c367226368720c17690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c366f06368721de93b0000#post_53c366f06368721de93b0000\r\nYou mean a bipedal, sickle-clawed monitor lizard?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3675e6368721fd3380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3653563687246fe940000#post_53c3653563687246fe940000\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3627263687233d62e0000#post_53c3627263687233d62e0000\r\nOh, so you mean natural, over-time evolution. But it's too slow.\r\n\r\nA Forced Evolutionary Virus or machine implants should make things go faster. Herr Doktor Frankenstein! *Evil Laugh *(Yes, I'm aware he's from Geneva)[/bq]\r\nAll Frankenstein did was bring a corpse back to life with electricity. Doctors do that every day in hospitals and they're regarded as heroes.\r\nIRONYYYYYYYYYYY!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3679263687246fef40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c367226368720c17690000#post_53c367226368720c17690000\r\nI prefer bipedal, sickle-clawed, genetically modified birds-of-prey.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c367976368721d294a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c366996368721dd4250000#post_53c366996368721dd4250000\r\nWould you genetically alter your kids to make them \"look cool\" like one of those science fiction creatures you posted?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c367a16368723f6a0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I just remembered Why I fucking hate Randomsaur so much\r\n\r\nオルフェノク：５５５！死ね！\r\n\r\n無駄だ！\r\n\r\n@コンプリート@\r\n\r