time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/812.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c407226368722fee7c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c402696368721c26220100#post_53c402696368721c26220100\r\nCrap! I missed it!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c4096c6368725fae6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"it seems /mu/ is one of those few 4chan boards where you can have a civil discussion.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c409716368725e86d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c4037d63687270ad520000#post_53c4037d63687270ad520000\r\nOh jeez, Thank god science is around. Animal blood doesn't really seem safe. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c409d363687204553d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I couldn't help but notice that the world record for the longest time playing video games was taken by some guy playing only Call of Duty. I was talking to my boyfriend about it; seems like kind of a shame, doesn't it? With all of these great games out there, and COD is what takes home the grand prize. \r\n\r\nI'd challenge it, except a) I have a life, and b) I have a feeling this would come up for the rest of my life when seeking out employment. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53c40cf86368725e55460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c409716368725e86d50000#post_53c409716368725e86d50000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c4037d63687270ad520000#post_53c4037d63687270ad520000\r\nOh jeez, Thank god science is around. Animal blood doesn't really seem safe. [/bq]\r\nThe thing a lot of people don't know is that a lot of mythology is based off of something.\r\nWerewolves are based off of hypertrichosis(werewolf syndrome; disease where a person grows hair all over their body), sea dragon myths are based off of oarfish, atlantis was actually a greece trading town that was on top of a caldera, giant squid actually do exist, hobbits were another species of now extinct humans, berserkers were warriors that would take bufotenine to go apeshit in battle, captain ahab is based off of Captain Pollard, Okapi were once mythical, hell even tigers used to be mythical.\r\n\r\nHere's something else cool:\r\nYeti's may be real; what I mean by this is that right now there's a expedition being planned cause of hair found matching a pre-historic type of polar bear.  Sorry bigfoot fans, but if it turns out to be true it's just a polar bear that was thought to be extinct.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c40f6c63687259999f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c40cf86368725e55460100#post_53c40cf86368725e55460100\r\nWell the thing is I actually knew that Mythology was based off of things.\r\n\r\nIt's still cool though and I didn't actually know about the Vampire one. Also, Yeti Hype train activated!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c4102a63687217c4190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c40cf86368725e55460100#post_53c40cf86368725e55460100\r\n\r\nEven if Bigfoot is real, wouldn't he/she/it probably be dead by now?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c4143b63687230191a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c4102a63687217c4190000#post_53c4102a63687217c4190000\r\nFool, Bigfoot is immortal! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c421786368720a4b0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c4037d63687270ad520000#post_53c4037d63687270ad520000\r\nMy dad has sun allergies \r\nAnd my brother is nocturnal\r\nO_O\r\n\r\nIf that is where the vampires' alleged weakness to light came from. Could anyone explain the garlic, silver, salt, and oak stakes?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c42321636872070cb20