time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/851.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c76d37636872431f9d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c76c216368724367030200#post_53c76c216368724367030200\r\nIf you say so\r\n\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/821a7100230efb94c0e60a93e52ec687/tumblr_mhti6uB2xe1s4ltl4o1_500.jpg!\r\nThe main reason Why TV Nihon's W Is terrible (It actually says, The Masked beauty from Osaka)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c778e563687244b34c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Don't butt chug while you hang yourself in the closet and jerk off.\"\r\n-Pat, 2014\r\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nWords to live by children.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c7799663687244cff90600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c778e563687244b34c0700#post_53c778e563687244b34c0700\r\n\r\nIs that even physically possible if you're not a Chinese acrobat?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c779dd63687243984c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c778e563687244b34c0700#post_53c778e563687244b34c0700\r\nI'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of how you would even do that. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c779dd636872422fe90600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c7799663687244cff90600#post_53c7799663687244cff90600\r\nI honestly don't know, but that line made me laugh so hard I think I woke my neighbors.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c77aa36368724212e40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c779dd636872422fe90600#post_53c779dd636872422fe90600\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c779dd63687243984c0700#post_53c779dd63687243984c0700\r\n\r\n\r\nSomeone must try this FOR SCIENCE!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c77b01636872422fd00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c77aa36368724212e40700#post_53c77aa36368724212e40700\r\nWell my closet is full of bondage gear. So I can't do it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c77b6a6368725a560f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c77aa36368724212e40700#post_53c77aa36368724212e40700\r\nI'll get the butt funnel!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c77bbc6368725ba0130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c77b01636872422fd00700#post_53c77b01636872422fd00700\r\n\r\nDammit!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c77b6a6368725a560f0000#post_53c77b6a6368725a560f0000\r\n\r\nNo choice dude, you'll have to fill in for Squiggy... In more ways than one","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c77c126368725983200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c77bbc6368725ba0130000#post_53c77bbc6368725ba0130000\r\nWell would ya look at that. I just lost the butt funnel. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c77c846368725af7310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c77c126368725983200000#post_53c77c126368725983200000\r\n\r\nThis is sounding like a conspiracy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c794ad6368725a56bd0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*THANK YOU, FUCK UOU, THE STAR HAS ARRIVED!*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c7b73963687242249d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh for fuck's sakes.  This \"religious rights\" movement is fucking insanity.  Basically what happened was that the department of justice ruled that a university in Oregon could discriminate against transgender students. . . So apparently discriminating against glbt i