time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/965.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d355066368727565060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d354bd6368723725cf0100#post_53d354bd6368723725cf0100\r\nThe candy was sweet. I don't remember the flavor exactly (I was like 8). The scorpion was crunchy but sweet thanks to the candy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d355a863687209d3140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I found a site for Squiggy.\":http://www.buggrub.com/ \r\n\r\nNot sure on legitimacy though.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d3562b63687271d66e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d355a863687209d3140000#post_53d355a863687209d3140000\r\nWhy would anyone want to eat a rhinoceros beetle?\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Nosoroh.jpg!\r\nThese dudes are just too cool.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d3577e63687232820d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3562b63687271d66e0000#post_53d3562b63687271d66e0000\r\nsure","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d3582263687209d3e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Shrinks Squiggy to the size of an ant, then puts him in my [spoiler]uretha[/spoiler]*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d359cc63687271d6140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3582263687209d3e00000#post_53d3582263687209d3e00000\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35b366368723dd6e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3582263687209d3e00000#post_53d3582263687209d3e00000\r\nPicturing that mentally restrains me. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d35b9d6368727fe2e70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d359cc63687271d6140100#post_53d359cc63687271d6140100\r\nI need to feed it somehow!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35bbc6368720577570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35b9d6368727fe2e70100#post_53d35b9d6368727fe2e70100\r\nNo you don't.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35c1e636872735aa90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35bbc6368720577570100#post_53d35bbc6368720577570100\r\nI swear, that thing has a mind of its own! It ate my fucking ballsack yesterday.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35c5b63687265fbd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35c1e636872735aa90100#post_53d35c1e636872735aa90100\r\nAaaaaaand this conversation is over.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35cb4636872163a8b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35c5b63687265fbd60000#post_53d35c5b63687265fbd60000\r\nSeriously you have to HEL-\r\n*My schlong starts eating my leg*\r\nIT'S TEARING ME APART, SQUIGGY!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35db86368723282940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/206/d/a/princess_marioch_by_chukairi-d7s9vzk.jpg!\r\n\"link\":http://chukairi.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Marioch-470753840","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d35de063687234183c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*My schlong lengthens and starts chomping down on my nose*\r\nAHHHHHHH! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35e2063687239f4450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35db86368723282940100#post_53d35db86368723282940100\r\nPpffffff!\r\nHe looks good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35e7263687247501b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb