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{"topics":[{"id":"5400db786368724e9ac20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And then a kid plays gta and starts acting like a shit\r\nAnd then parents blame the game\r\nEven though the kid shouldnt play it in the first place","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400dba563687273f4f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dab36368720dae6a0100#post_5400dab36368720dae6a0100\r\n\r\nHere's a story for ya: I was at the Bronx Zoo with my family when my mother wanted to use the toilet. She goes into the bathroom. There's two small children zipping around, and their mother is completely ignoring them, on her phone or something. My mom comes out of her stall when she hears \"I dare you to lick the toilet\". And one of the boys is actually on his hands and knees, _about to do it._ My mom looks at him, and simply says \"don't.\" The mother of these kids turns around and says \"Don't tell my children what to do!\" My mom, of course, responds with \"Your children were about to lick a _toilet._\" What's the other woman's response? \"Who do you think you are?\"\r\n\r\nPeople are ingrates.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dadf6368720269330000#post_5400dadf6368720269330000\r\n\r\nOh, yeah. Kids shouldn't be playing TF2, GTA, or really anything above a T rating.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400dbed63687273f4fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dba563687273f4f10100#post_5400dba563687273f4f10100\r\n..............\r\nSometimes parents need to be punched.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400dbfa6368721f5b6d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dba563687273f4f10100#post_5400dba563687273f4f10100\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400db786368724e9ac20000#post_5400db786368724e9ac20000\r\n\r\nThis.\r\nThis is my first problem with kids. They play games that they not supposed to play. \r\n\r\nWhat kind of thing the parents think when they kid says \"Hey daddy, buy me GTA V!\"","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5400dc246368725c1bce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dacb636872124b0e0000#post_5400dacb636872124b0e0000\r\n\r\nIf an adult puts their hands on my child, I'm going to be slightly upset unless there's a good reason (example, he's about to jump off a bridge). You shouldn't lay your hands on someone else's kids. But if my kids are about to hurt themselves and for whatever reason I don't notice, hell yeah, I want someone to stop them with a stern word.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400dc536368723693280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Honestly it really does just come down to shitty parents","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400dc676368727c9d960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/33607302ec38e767aa72de1257afee47/tumblr_nb2tvwxZRY1rzl0dno1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400dc6f6368727ff39a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dbed63687273f4fc0100#post_5400dbed63687273f4fc0100\r\n\r\nThis isn't just a regular toilet. This is a public toilet in New York city in a _zoo._\r\n\r\nI mean, shouldn't you be grateful?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400dc9e63687236462d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dad96368725bbe540100#post_5400dad96368725bbe540100\r\nThey just fly right into our airspace and buzz around until the Hornets show up, ignoring all commands to leave. [spoiler] Our minister of defense is start
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