time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1989.json

{"topics":[{"id":"544b0f496368721a13460200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://youthandhysteria.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-28-at-10-33-34-am.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b105c63687260d3d60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well pets. I'm afraid that your loving master must be off again. I have to help my grandmother pick up a motor for her car in the morning and I need to borrow my step-dad's truck to do it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544b1098636872490acb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b105c63687260d3d60200#post_544b105c63687260d3d60200\r\n\r\n[spoiler]bout time you left[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b10a663687272531d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Pinkie Pie playing theremin\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECr27mQnv78","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"544b12c36368723f2aed0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b1098636872490acb0000#post_544b1098636872490acb0000\r\nShut your mouth \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b105c63687260d3d60200#post_544b105c63687260d3d60200\r\nMiss you sweetie","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"544b12f66368723180460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GODDAMN, john is a complete dumbass.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b13666368725ed38d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":" for fuck sake.\r\n\r\nthe more egbert does something the more i wish he would stop and think for once.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b170b63687215b1080300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b13666368725ed38d0200#post_544b13666368725ed38d0200\r\nHe'll grow up eventually ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"544b176963687242617f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b170b63687215b1080300#post_544b170b63687215b1080300\r\n\r\nsure as hell hope so.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b2641636872574d2e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so yeah now i get why its called homestuck.\r\n\r\nand i feel dumb that i didnt got it sooner\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00650.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b33fb6368724548cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://puu.sh/cpB7z/8504971db6.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b358363687205df0b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I probably already mentioned this somewhere, but I could never get into Homestuck. In my opinion, it moves at a pace that could be described as \"glacial,\" and I find it to be overly reliant on gimmicks.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"544b365a636872769c0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b358363687205df0b0200#post_544b358363687205df0b0200\r\n\r\nit moves slow as fuck that is true.\r\n\r\nbut i still read it.\r\n\r\nits like when you drink that soda that has a shitty taste first but the aftertaste is addictive.\r\n\r\nso you drink the shit down punishing yourself but coming back for the addiction.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b3f436368727234e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a touching story\r\n\r\nHappened this morning in my bedroom/laundry room. Ivy asked me if I ever think about her breasts. I said \"Sure, If you had any.\" Then she tackles me onto the floor. Door to my room opens, in comes sister and her fiance. They stare at us for about 2.5 seconds and then they leave. Awkwardness\r\n\r\nAlso, my sister wedding is at October 28. And I'll be singing \"Fly Me to the Moon\" by Frank Sinatra. Trying to get Ivy to make a duet.","author":"52f0834d63