time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4903.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5511bcf36368720522f60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511ba3f6368723113272a00#post_5511ba3f6368723113272a00\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511bc3f636872559b370c00#post_5511bc3f636872559b370c00\r\nI remember one time I was talking with my granddad. I was cooking something and he looks right at me and says \"You'll make someone an excellent housewife.\" I told him to shut his old face if he didn't want his food poisoned.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511c0f46368722ea1ba0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511ba3f6368723113272a00#post_5511ba3f6368723113272a00\r\nBread is Everywhere.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5511c14863687229e2a70f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511bcf36368720522f60800#post_5511bcf36368720522f60800\r\nWould you had used some sort of kitchen stuff for the poison?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5511c18163687226beb81300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c14863687229e2a70f00#post_5511c14863687229e2a70f00\r\nNaaaaaaah.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I'd just lace it with laxatives and laughed while he suffered.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511c38e6368720b5e730300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I JUS MADE SPAGHETTI! \r\n\r\nSo now My Mom doesn't have to do anything but Relax! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511c3b56368725566480500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c38e6368720b5e730300#post_5511c38e6368720b5e730300\r\nTiming! Because my bread just came out of the oven.\r\nAlso good job!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511c3d363687230b0cd1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c38e6368720b5e730300#post_5511c38e6368720b5e730300\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c3b56368725566480500#post_5511c3b56368725566480500\r\nSTOP MAKING ME WANT FAT FOOD ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5511c44263687230b0f21800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c3d363687230b0cd1800#post_5511c3d363687230b0cd1800\r\nDieting is tough.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511c48e6368720b5ec70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/peperon999/imgs/b/4/b463734e.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5511c4b46368722ea1fb1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c3b56368725566480500#post_5511c3b56368725566480500\r\nNICE! WE FAST SON EM BWITCHES!\r\n\r\nAlso thank you! She was outside painting in the HEAT because that's how my mom is. She doesn't like to sit Down like AT ALL. She loves to work. So I just thought Doing that would at least let her have a break from cooking. *AND SO SHE CAN SIT DOWN!* \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c3d363687230b0cd1800#post_5511c3d363687230b0cd1800\r\nNAVAH! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511c4c66368723e258d1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c48e6368720b5ec70300#post_5511c48e6368720b5ec70300\r\nsomeone looks like he's scheming some shit. v","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511c4ca6368722729d70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511c44263687230b0f21800#post_5511c44263687230b0f21800\r\nhonestly I haven't really had that much trouble not eating bad stuff. just don't buy it. I've even been able to avoid cereal and sandwiches even though it's all been in the house the whole time. \r\n\r\nMy main problem is eating _enough_ ","author":"500b5