time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/638.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53abc9cf636872670bcf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc919636872650c6e0400#post_53abc919636872650c6e0400\r\n*Unknowingly to you, my soul survived, and is now inside your body, with you unaware. I put a blockage in your uretha, giving you blue balls overnight.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abca426368726652060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc9cf636872670bcf0400#post_53abc9cf636872670bcf0400\r\n**blue balls of fire*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53abcaf26368726567340500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abca426368726652060500#post_53abca426368726652060500\r\n*Exactly.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abcb036368726764620500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc9cf636872670bcf0400#post_53abc9cf636872670bcf0400\r\n*Sacrifices your soul to a elder god for super powers*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abcb836368726758dd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcb036368726764620500#post_53abcb036368726764620500\r\n*But you still don't know my soul is in your body committing antics.*\r\n*Gives you an itchy heart that you can't scratch.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abcba06368726764960500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is Aquaman so goddamn sexy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53abcbf3636872662e870500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcb836368726758dd0500#post_53abcb836368726758dd0500\r\n*Notices a soul where a vacancy was previously and realizes Randomosaur is in there then sacrifices his soul to a elder god for super powers*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abcc326368726758500600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcba06368726764960500#post_53abcba06368726764960500\r\nTight body suit","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53abcc46636872650c0b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcbf3636872662e870500#post_53abcbf3636872662e870500\r\nOh, I'm inside you alright.\r\n*You find me in my physical form nailing your buttpipe*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abcca763687264d9c50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcba06368726764960500#post_53abcba06368726764960500\r\n\r\n\r\ni see you like the dumb types\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/YpVPFQU.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abcd47636872676e620600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcca763687264d9c50500#post_53abcca763687264d9c50500\r\nAquaman is actually really badass outside of the Super friends","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53abcd7863687265677d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcc46636872650c0b0600#post_53abcc46636872650c0b0600\r\n*Uses oni super strength to clench*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abcda563687264d9450600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcd47636872676e620600#post_53abcd47636872676e620600\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Aquaman_battle_for_atlantis_gamecube_cover_scan.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abce076368726764d10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcd7863687265677d0600#post_53abcd7863687265677d0600\r\nOoooh, feels even better.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abce7d63687264d9f20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-