time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7108.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558f526f636872710200045b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f522063687270ef000405#post_558f522063687270ef000405\r\nfuck mongodb with a rake","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"558f529e63687270de000589","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am going to give your handjob a penis","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"558f52d463687270ef000542","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fix","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f52d663687271120004d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This forum is broken! D:","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558f52df63687271220003dd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f52d663687271120004d9#post_558f52d663687271120004d9\r\nNerf pls","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558f531f63687271500003f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f52df63687271220003dd#post_558f52df63687271220003dd\r\n@IS NERF OR NOTHING@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f533c63687270de0006b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If the forum keeps shitting up bad, we can go \"here\":http://s4.zetaboards.com/Random_Fandom/index/ to pass the time till it's fixed","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f534363687270ef00060a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f526f636872710200045b#post_558f526f636872710200045b\r\nthat's what's been giving the site problems as of late? Oh Jeez. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f536463687270d200070b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f533c63687270de0006b5#post_558f533c63687270de0006b5\r\n>zetaboards\r\n\r\nhaha\r\nhahahaaaa\r\n\r\ni'm good","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f536d63687270d200071f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f534363687270ef00060a#post_558f534363687270ef00060a\r\n@WHAT IS MONGODB?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f53a363687270ef0006a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f536d63687270d200071f#post_558f536d63687270d200071f\r\nLooked it up and apparently its like a open-source document database.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f53d063687270ef0006f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f52d663687271120004d9#post_558f52d663687271120004d9\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f534363687270ef00060a#post_558f534363687270ef00060a\r\n\r\nimagine if this page took 13 seconds to load\r\n\r\n@[==pry> puts Benchmark.measure { topic.posts.asc(:created_at).page(7107).per(25).to_a; nil }\r\n  0.010000   0.000000   0.010000 ( 13.347554)==]@","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"558f540363687270ef000753","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it still broken?\r\nBecause I'm not seeing any problems.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558f547363687270de000902","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f53d063687270ef0006f5#post_558f53d063687270ef0006f5\r\n!http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/Avavavavaaa/gifs/scared.gif!\r\nI'm not no tech wizard but I imagine that's pretty bad! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f54a563687270d200096a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f540363687270ef000753#post_558f540363687270ef000753\r\nSame\r\nAlthough I'm  on mobile ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558f55446368727cc50001c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f540363687270ef000753#post_558f540363687270ef000753\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-threa