time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/9/921.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53cee6796368722d2e3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee6276368724c9e000000#post_53cee6276368724c9e000000\r\nDamn man I thought you were at least 30? \r\n\r\nYou're still pretty young. I bet you look hot too! \r\n\r\n_*Why is everyone hotter then me!?*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee67b6368722c612e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wha if lil squeezy became a girl?\r\n\r\nalso, who agrees lil squeezy should post selfie?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cee6856368722d2e3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee61c63687242b8050000#post_53cee61c63687242b8050000\r\nSarcasm my dear.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53cee6ae636872582e0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee6796368722d2e3c0000#post_53cee6796368722d2e3c0000\r\nAw shucks. You're making me blush.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cee6af63687258aa130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Quarter a century old geezer here","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53cee6ba6368722295150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee6856368722d2e3e0000#post_53cee6856368722d2e3e0000\r\nDammit, I'm so golable!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee7016368724fd31d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee6af63687258aa130000#post_53cee6af63687258aa130000\r\n\r\nget out of here old man, go play bingo or something.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cee70a6368725819190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee6ae636872582e0b0000#post_53cee6ae636872582e0b0000\r\nThat's what friends are for!\r\n\r\n_*Now show me you're face!*_\r\n\r\n*(Starts to droll and have grabby hands at bay)*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee720636872429e460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee6af63687258aa130000#post_53cee6af63687258aa130000\r\nI bet you also look hot....","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee74b6368724faa650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Or would Luna/Metal or Heat/Metal be better for sword fights? Squiggy?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cee7556368724f2b230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee720636872429e460000#post_53cee720636872429e460000\r\nAre you gay?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53cee7596368724fe7410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee70a6368725819190000#post_53cee70a6368725819190000\r\nI don't have any pictures on hand.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cee7636368725e031f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee720636872429e460000#post_53cee720636872429e460000\r\n\r\nAbsolutely not. I'm ugly as sin and dumb as a rock","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53cee7806368720444c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee7636368725e031f0000#post_53cee7636368725e031f0000\r\n\r\n>quoting old simpsons\r\n\r\nhey granpa, yo age is showing.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cee79f6368725819280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee720636872429e460000#post_53cee720636872429e460000\r\nEveryone looks hot. _Except you!_\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n^You look hotter.^\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53cee7dc6368722c61740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"but what is with this boring camwhore thread we h