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{"topics":[{"id":"53e69f7e63687246e2950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Spike was only nine years old. He loved SquiggyBomb so much. He had all the merchandise and movies.\r\n\r\nHe prayed every night to SquiggyBomb. \"SquiggyBomb is love.\", he said. \"SquiggyBomb is life.\".\r\n\r\nTwilight Sparkle overheard him and called him a faggot. But Spike knew she was just jealous of his devotion to SquiggyBomb. He called her a cunt.\r\n\r\nTwilight slapped him and told him to go to sleep. \r\n\r\nSpike was lying on his bed crying. His face hurt. Suddenly, he felt a warmth approaching him. He felt something touch him. It was SquiggyBomb.\r\n\r\nSquiggyBomb grabbed Spike and put him on his hands and knees. Spike spread his asscheeks for Squiggy. Squiggy penetrated Spike's butthole. It hurt so much but he did it for Squiggy. He could feel his butt tearing as his eyes started to water.\r\n\r\nSpike pushed against his force. He wanted to please SquiggyBomb. SquiggyBomb roared a mighty roar as he filled Spike's butt with his love.\r\n\r\nTwilight Sparkle walked in, and looked at the coitus in shock. She stood there, motionless. SquiggyBomb looked her in the eye and said \"It's all over now.\". SquiggyBomb left through the window.\r\n\r\nSquiggyBomb is love. SquiggyBomb is life.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e6a24763687271fa160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e69f7e63687246e2950000#post_53e69f7e63687246e2950000\r\n10/10 fapped hard","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e6a26663687215e3870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e69f7e63687246e2950000#post_53e69f7e63687246e2950000\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e6a24763687271fa160100#post_53e6a24763687271fa160100\r\nI'm seeing doubles.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53e6a3b163687206bd640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e6a26663687215e3870000#post_53e6a26663687215e3870000\r\nStop using drugs then.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e6a4516368723c625f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e6a3b163687206bd640000#post_53e6a3b163687206bd640000\r\nNo, you.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53e6a4d463687267d70a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e6a4516368723c625f0100#post_53e6a4516368723c625f0100\r\nNever. I couldn't live without my morning meth.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e6a59f636872576e3b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e6a4d463687267d70a0000#post_53e6a4d463687267d70a0000\r\nMe neither.\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Tarbosaurus_skull.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e6a65a6368725eca280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e6a4d463687267d70a0000#post_53e6a4d463687267d70a0000\r\n\r\nBut that is \"...\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53e6a8e163687274fc550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":". . . God damn it. . .\r\n\r\nI was up all night working on a C++ project trying to get as much as I could done that way even the laziest of fuckers would be like, \"Oh hey, you serious that all I have to do is this one part that <uc9's real name> needs help with? Shit; easy A+ bitches.\" and they still haven't touched it.\r\n\r\nSeriously. . just fucking seriously. .","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e6a9316368722de7810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My house is as big a King Kai's planet","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e6a9496368723becbe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e6a8e163687274
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