time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1158.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e8656263687219139d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e865256368724482b50100#post_53e865256368724482b50100\r\nPlease. I'm nowhere NEAR that skinny. I could probably take down a wall with my shoulders.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e8658663687267f2c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8642d6368727c7dba0100#post_53e8642d6368727c7dba0100\r\nnothing wrong with that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e865926368724a09390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e864c663687249b60a0000#post_53e864c663687249b60a0000\r\nbut king joe's not adorable!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e865dc63687268aca80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e865926368724a09390000#post_53e865926368724a09390000\r\n!http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/zakkamax/cabinet/1526/x005207038.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e8663563687212748e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god I'm getting super excited: I'm not sure if this belongs into the video game thread or what have you.\r\n\r\nDo you recognize the character my avatar is from?  Monster girl quest?  Okay; it's getting a sequel and the news that is coming out about the sequel has me squealing in excitement.  The original the problem with it was the gameplay sucked.  The news about Paradox in a nutshell: remember when Final Fantasy was good, now combine it with Fire Emblem.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e866416368721536640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://ft.trillian.im/073b5ef9d79b27e59249d2f095179ae6df114706/6rK2A3Wye1Wlf97Eu3CKhqkHdrsOY.jpg!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53e866576368726546120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8656263687219139d0000#post_53e8656263687219139d0000\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/QyquH04.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e866696368722fd6860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e865dc63687268aca80000#post_53e865dc63687268aca80000\r\nHmmm.... Better","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e8667363687212a37f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e865dc63687268aca80000#post_53e865dc63687268aca80000\r\n\r\nThat looks like a face or gas mask.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53e866be6368723033930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8663563687212748e0000#post_53e8663563687212748e0000\r\nI heard. It's basically going to SMT and Fire Emblem with monster girls and porn.\r\nI can get down with that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e867d36368722f68860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e866696368722fd6860000#post_53e866696368722fd6860000\r\n...Let me try something\r\n\r\n*Puts on the Ultra eye with my Flesh ribbons*\r\n\r\nDUWA!\r\n\r\n*Becomes Ultra seven* (AKA: A Sylveon that Looks like Ultra seven)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e868af63687249b6ad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It turns out the fastest internet is generally agreed to belong to South Korea... more surprising is the rest of the top 5 seems to be dominated by unlikely countries: Romania, Latvia, Bulgaria and Lithuania.\r\n\r\nThe top ten then consists of Hong Kong, Singapore, Japan, Israel and somewhere else that changes a lot.\r\n\r\nNone of those are in any particular order as it changes depending on when and who you ask.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e868f663687275d5690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Whenever I lay in bed and tend to just writhe