time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1333.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fe32ab6368723718c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So theres this Baby lizard that lives in my shower now for some reason and I keep having to take him out but he keeps coming back sooo. :I\r\n\r\nI named him Simon Belmont. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fe32f56368722114420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe32ab6368723718c70000#post_53fe32ab6368723718c70000\r\nWhat has he been eating?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe334263687210eb380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe32f56368722114420100#post_53fe32f56368722114420100\r\nI actually have no idea, I actually see him around the house A lot so I'm guessing bugs and whatever scraps he can find? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fe33c06368727676d10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe334263687210eb380000#post_53fe334263687210eb380000\r\nWell if that's the case I'd say he's paying for room and board.\r\nKeeping all the bad stuff out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe348e6368727f8cd90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe33c06368727676d10100#post_53fe33c06368727676d10100\r\nTrue!\r\n\r\nThe little guys adorable too. Or girl?\r\n\r\nI cant really tell? He/she's mostly always in the bathroom running around and sticking his tongue out at things. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fe352e63687279fc020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe348e6368727f8cd90100#post_53fe348e6368727f8cd90100\r\nLizards are cute as hell.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe35df6368726e8d320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe352e63687279fc020200#post_53fe352e63687279fc020200\r\nHell yeah they are!\r\n\r\nWhen I was 7 I used to catch them and keep them as pets.  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fe3629636872585e820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe35df6368726e8d320100#post_53fe35df6368726e8d320100\r\nI always wanted a pet iguana but my mom didn't like them and my even now building doesn't allow reptiles.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe36d56368726140fb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, a friend of my brother give him a puppy and my dad doesn't even know. And he said \"no, I don't want any animal here!\". My mom just saw the puppy and put a face of \"son, you are in big trouble...\" and I just laughted.\r\n\r\n!http://s28.postimg.org/cn5e3g2ek/20140827_144419.jpg!\r\n \r\n[spoiler]Sorry, the photo appeared like that.[/spoiler] ","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53fe36ff636872557c860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe3629636872585e820100#post_53fe3629636872585e820100\r\nSame, In fact when I was a kid some guy next door to our house knocked on our door and _literally_ was asking if we wanted a free Iguana because he didn't want his.\r\n\r\nSadly my mom said no. :/\r\n\r\nSpeaking of Repiles, they are my favorite! \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fe373a6368720515140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe36d56368726140fb0100#post_53fe36d56368726140fb0100\r\nUh oh!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fe37736368721a120b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe36d56368726140fb0100#post_53fe36d56368726140fb0100\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nI need my insulin, be right back","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fe3809636872675dd40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_